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Deer leg in garden

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SquishyBones · 28/06/2020 12:11

I get my dogs deer legs to chew on (complete with hooves and hair). As it’s been hot my dog has been off her food and I gave her a deer leg on Friday to chew on. She carried it around the garden then tried to bury it in DH veg pots so I told her off. She then carried it to the back of the garden and pushed it through a small hole in the fence landing in next doors garden. They were sitting out in the garden at the time and the woman screamed and ran inside and her husband just said “what the fuck is that?!” I went over to the fence and apologised and explained it was the dog. He asked me where I got it from and if I make a habit of killing and chopping up animals!! I explained they are bought from the pet shop. He apologised but added “it’s disgusting though, the wife is in a right state”. I asked him if we could have it back and he refused to touch it so I had to go around to their house and get it myself (they don’t live next door, they live down the street but their garden backs onto ours.

I retrieved it and told DH that dog was to have no more until she got her appetite back.

Well she’s only gone and done the same thing with a big fucking black fury cows ear that DH gave her. They’re going to go ballistic when they see it.

AIBU to insist that DH goes for it this time?

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Viviennemary · 29/06/2020 16:24

This threat is going to give me nightmares. Not for the faint hearted.

Viviennemary · 29/06/2020 16:25

Thread Grin. It

NotEnoughTime · 29/06/2020 16:26

I think know I would faint if I found ones of those deer legs in my back garden. I would also worry that there would be a three legged deer running around locally.

PS I am a vegetarian and a dog owner in case that makes a difference to anyone Smile

doodleygirl · 29/06/2020 16:28

OP, thank you. I have just been made redundant and sat here feeling incredibly sorry for myself. This thread has made me howl with laughter. Grin

ipswichwitch · 29/06/2020 16:36

This thread’s brightened a very dull day at work 😂 And now I have the answer to why I found a rabbit ear on my drive the other day - every days a school day on Mumsnet!

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