to eb tired to get het up about many many angry threads around these parts -- ffs relax everyone

[Tutter]

so she's looking for a nanny

so fecking what? is that such a crime?

and the class thing is officially Dull

so come here and remind me how to get a 9 week old off to sleep

to be too tired

oh fgs

Feed 'em to sleep. Too young to be addictive.

Feed 'em to sleep and then lower either boob or bottle into cot, whip it out, tiptoe. Wine . Relax.

Agree re threads. Exhausing.

ah bless had to answer you all on your own here try read your little one the class thread {yawns}!

wine? check

boob large enoug to be lowered into cot? nope

I used to leave DD suck to sleep

Nipples like cola cubes now. Rock Hard

Yeah tricky that one. Lower cot side down and sorta half get in.

My little b* always woke up at that point.

Feed then stick dummy in (and none of you can shout at me 'cos this is the not-getting-het-up-thread...). Worked a treat for ds1, didn't work at all for ds2.

yep may try the Constant Boob mehtod

tbh so far we've kept him up with us for the eveniug

miraculously he goes downa treat after 10pm feed

problem started cos tonbight i decided i'd try to put him upstairs at 7pm alon with his big brother

suffice it say he's now on dh's lap just over there

And I thought I was the only one who did the boob to sleep, hoike over cot side, feet dangling, boob replace with dummy, tiptoe out move.

Blimey.

i used to lay dd3 in cot, rub her back for a bit then slowly move away from cot and sing softly (there has to be someone in the world who likes my singing and apparently its her!) then back out of the room still singing!

Sounds a bit hopeful now but it worked!!

luckily your tits are three feet long, eh lapin?
now are we all ready to watch Bringing Up Baby on C4?

I could roll my tits into dd's room and have dh hike them into teh cot! Shame dd refused to bf!!!!

When is bringing up baby on Aitch??
I have part two of silent witness to watch at nine eek

spend life bringing up baby not in the mood to watch a show that will probably tell me im doing it wrong!curb your enthusiasim for me now

Or little finger, in the absence of dummies. So, nipple - little finger - dummy/no dummy - cot!

it's on NOW, go on watch it. you'll all feel SO much better about yourself. Curb's a repeat.

oh and the tudars at ten handsome half dressed men in the name of education its all good

ok but then straight to tv three at ten need my fix

I'll have to watch it on ch4+1 at ten, cant miss silent witness, as soon as dp (started calling him joan instead of john, he thinks i've lost it) finishes his game on the bloody playstation.

good decision.

are you winking at me madam??

silent witness is awful, i can't understand how anyone likes it... i've gone off you now, Middleclass.

I'm distraught