...in saying you are the average of the five people you spend most time with.
Mine would be:
My DH - kind and loving but perpetually ill (and often grumpy tbh)
My stepson - depressed, overweight, rarely goes out
The neighbour's cat - attractive but greedy; lousy conversationalist
Friends from my writers' group - relaxed and good-natured, but often do more talking than writing
OMG! It IS true!