the AIBU mumsnet middle class bore topic ...

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I was just about to post how funny I thought it all was and loved the comments when it told it was full and I couldn't add any comments - gutted so thought I would say "thought I found that post really strange and really funny!!!"
Can't even remember when I joined but never posted that often until recently (and still not a lot - just to ask advice) so maybe I am a newbie to but I think everyone on here is great, supportive and of their own opionion. I have had great comments form loads of you and as my mum lives 300 miles away from me and my mil lives about 160 I have no one to ask (to a degree).
PS I am not a middle class bore, I am like most, I work part time (start at 5.30am) then look after our dd all day and then sometimes go back to work. Needs must but I love both my jobs (one as a mother and one as an employee).
That's all - sorry to bore you all!

PS I think talulasmummy has some issues .. ?

what?

close the wndows build a bridge and get over it!!

Ewww.
I see what you are doing though...

morning all

hi cheeset; ive had a really awful morning,

dropped dd off at school, thought id just pop to the shops and get a lottery ticket for tonight. bit of a queue in the newsagents, but the people in it were all very nice. clean, weight in proportion to hight etc etc, so didnt mind. anyway got my ticket, handed over a nice £10 note, but omg, was given my change in lots of BRONZE coins! to add insult to injury, they were'nt even nice shiny new ones, but really old ones from the 1960's. one even had this black sticky stuff on the queens eye which made her look like a pirate.

i stood there and thought, bloody hell why does this sort of thing always happen to me.

Good luck on the lottery.
Maybe if you win you can afford a nice place abroad. Perhaps some remote island in the middle of the pacific with no internet access.

Ok talulasmum, yes things like that happen to me too.

On our 'authorised holiday' in term-time last week, yeah yeah I'm a shite parent bla bla bla, I changed very quickly in the bedroom of the (luxury caravan which was discounted and I was able to afford it in term time) bla bla bla before going down to the clubhouse,(me kaks).

I popped them in the back pocket of my jeans whilst carrying some stuff out of the bedroom in my hands and meant to pop them in the wash basket.

Went to clubhouse everyone had a good time.

Next morning, found the kaks draping out of the jeans pocket like a hanky.

I nearlly died, skanky pants hanging out my jeans pocket for Henrietta the Hippo Cabaret mascot to see. The shame.

lol talula...now that must hvae been just to muhc for one morning...I fully understand if you now need to lay down and have a rest

(I knew there was some good sense of humour in ya, girl)

Aitch...what is weird about german supermarkets...eh...eh...eh...go on...wanna fight, eh...
no but seriously...what is weird?

LOL at talulasmum being given pre-decimel coinage as change

Maybe they speak german, and dont sell lady shaves

lol lorayn...btw. liked you other username a lot

haha, I changed it back as I didnt want anyone to think I was carrying on a thread that was long over due a death
Also I got totally blown out just for watching silent witness

quite right too.

and shes back, to stab another knife into my heart

what is wrong with watching silent witness???? Not a programme I tend to watch, but it's a fornesics type one, isn't it....

I love "Criminal minds"

Aitch, no do stop being such a bully....go over to the naughty corner or step
Or I shall put your name on teh rain cloud ...so I will

I shall wait for kerrymum to come back and mend my broken heart, I'm sure she will forgive me for a bit of harmless flirting

lol

just being random here...but is it freezing today or is it?
I am sooooooooooo cold...thinkk I mihgt have to have a hot bath...

It's horrid, and my boiler has bloody broke, I am waiting for the landlady to get a plumber out to me.
Weird thing is the radiators seem to be heating up ever so slightly without the boiler on, I am really baffled.

I'm a middle class bore. I like to post on here and talk to the great unwashed masses.

It's great - i don't get offended by your poor tastes in fashion and put up with blubby bits winking at me, i can switch it off if i get bored with the knuckle dragging and i don't get that awful stench of poor people offending my delicate nose either.

Anyway - i'm off for a jolly good rogering of some horse nosed filly down the club.

Tally ho!

that is odd, lorayn...

I don't want to turn the heating on just yet, lol....

pah! naughty steps are so last week

CHEESET; im off to pick dd up from her failing state primary soon, hope they've given her a certificate for eating all her chocolate spread sandwich, if they have'nt ill be really "miffed off"
oh ps; yesterday i was called a "dotty mare" ha ha ha ( how sweet! )
and i really pissed someone off because i could only name 2 butch lesbians! im sure i could of named some more but really couldnt be bothered. speak to you later x x