To be a little scared

[Blueraccoon]

About an hour ago, whilst wearing flip flops, I (accidentally) kicked a low level wall in the garden as I was attempting to walk around it. Much hopping and trying to swear as quietly as I could.

Now indoors, I pulled a stool up to the table and (this is a bit harder to explain) not realising a leg had become loose on the stool I sat down on it whilst my little finger was in the gap between the seat of the stool and the loose leg. I was up out that seat so fast and wincing, silently screaming and convinced I’d lost the end of my little finger.

Now, they say things come in threes. AIBU to be a little scared right now?

Ouch! Poor you.

Throw salt over your left shoulder and go to bed immediately!

Hey Nessie, not going to bed right now, only just opened the 🍷

I would say take the wine with you but you might spill it in the bed lol

Would suck the sheets out

Accidentally on purpose poke yourself in the eye and get it over with?

Rift, I’m trying, really trying, but I’m too scared

I took a photo of my injuries to try and illicit sympathy but actually my toes and dry skin are much uglier than the injuries!

Warned you

Don’t. Move. A muscle!
Put down that glass! 😂😂😂

(Obvs feeling sorry for you but couldn’t help but laugh!)

Ouch! Sleep on the sofa and don't move

Still perched on the stool......sipping........keeping my digits close to me 😊

I think you're heading towards your Final Destination moment. Sorry!

NoWord, you’re scaring me

sorry but I'm really laughing at the stool incident!

So? Was there a 3rd? 😂

@letmethinkaboutitfornow

So? Was there a 3rd? 😂

I'm beginning to think that my prediction was true, given she hasn't come back! 😱

@NoWordForFluffy - I am worried! 😱

Haha this is just a normal day for me op but I am excessively clumsy