or is this the ugliest dress ever?

[Merryoldgoat]

Wtaf is this? How? Just how?

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I knew it was going to be this dress, it has been on a Facebook page called Uninspiring Adverts for several days. I cannot imagine anyone with any sense buying this even if they reduced it to 50p.

The colour and styling are foul

Midnight blue, heels, longer slip, smiling model.....

@Ohtherewearethen

I notice at the bottom of the page there is a 'styled by you' section where people send in their (totally natural) photos of themselves wearing it. It literally looks shit on everyone

I think the black version looks better in the 'styled by you' photos than on the model Strangely, there is no-one wearing the mustard version in 'styled by you'.

It's much nicer in the black.

That's basically trolling in dress form. Hideous, and surely on purpose, my brain refuses to process the idea that anyone drew up a sketch for that, sent it off to me made, looked at photos of the finished product and went "yep, that's a job well done, many women will want to wear this, especially in the ugly mustard colorway".

I can imagine Villanelle wearing it.

It's beyond hideous and the colour of meconium. No wonder model looks so pissed off.

I'll see your dress and raise you these www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/dark-green-harem-trousers/?result_index=44&query_id=232a3080129ab091c381e9ea388f13a9

Oh Goose1964, not only are those trousers deeply unflattering, they cost £262!

Fuuuuuuuugly.
Nice diarrhoea colour too.

They have shit like that in Zara at the moment.
Very fetching.

I'm with Iklboo - first thought was I hope she stays away from naked flames. Quite like the colour though...

@Dita73

Just because something is fashionable doesn’t mean it’s nice!

I can absolutely imagine something similar being lovely, but that is not a good example.

@WeeMadArthur

What the fuck? Is she supposed to be... I don’t even know what I’m asking!

Fucking hell.

I’d like to thank everyone for their commitment to the thread - I have looked at every link and there are just too many to comment on but several give the staring point a run for its money.

Goose those trousers look like something M C Hammer would wear, if he was dressing up as a leprechaun.

I like the dress. And already own sandals pretty much the same as these. Think the whole idea of pairing them is to offset the very formal dress - just wouldn't work with any sort of heel.

Much better than anything from Mint Velvet etc. IMO.

I actually quite like it... even the shoes.

omg that is hysterical!!!

Any woman wearing that (& the fugly sandals) to a fist date should not be surprised if the guy does a runner after the first drink.

The spotty one is much nicer. And I hate those short slips. Why not have one, which stops at the seam with the frill af the bottom of the skirt. And what is this trend of having visible underwear - ie the slip. On way?

I checked out the alternative colour to see if that was any better. It wasn't,

Are those trousers the answer to loos being shut - room for some sort of massive TenaLady maybe? Cos I can't imagine why else anyone would want to wear them.

The sandals might be ok if you were on a canal boat holiday or suchlike.

Hideous just hideous.

It looks slightly better in black than baby poo. Still hideous and highly flammable looking.

To be fair, those green trousers have pretty much cornered the market in fashionistas who are also ardent fishermen. There are very few waders that are also stylish.