Some years ago, when those bloody awful elastic ‘walking sandals’ for men became available and were joyfully embraced by the men of Britain, the better to show off their hairy toes and fungal toenails, I took a solemn oath to bin any boyfriend who wore them. I stuck to it too.
That H & M are now attempting to use such abominations in a doomed attempt to make a hideous dress look more fashionable, offends me deeply. What has that poor model done to upset the H&M stylists?