To start a thread written entirely in catchphrases, cliches and ad slogans?

[VaTeLaverLesMains]

Just do it

But you only live once...

So dive right in...

....Death by Chocolate...

You sound like hard work OP.

Don't split hairs.

A finger of fudge is just enough

With respect this thread is stupid, come on give your head a wobble

And here's what you could have won

Thank you and goodnight

That's all we've got time for so it's goodnight from him and it's goodnight from me.

They think it's all over...

Probably the best thread in the world ...

They think this thread's all over....

It is now.

Going forward, we will adopt this paradigm.

It's too orangey for crows

But oranges are not the only fruit

Everyone's a fruit and nutcase

this thread needs to go in classics....

Shut that door!

That's the wonder of Woolies

... and by golly it does you good.

It beats, as it sweeps, as it cleans.

Keep 'em peeled!

You take care of you.

It is what it is.

They both really grind my gears.

... and I think the little house knew something about it. Don't you?