To start a thread written entirely in catchphrases, cliches and ad slogans?

[VaTeLaverLesMains]

Just do it

And what do points make?

She scrubs up well

Crrraig David

But you can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear

You're opening up a can of worms

You can't wriggle out of that one

...and making a pig's ear of it

You need to get back in your box

And put a lid on it

Splitter!

Have a nice day

Does my bum look big in this?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

It's the best thing since sliced bread

Good grief. .it's not rocket science!!

You know which side your bread is buttered

Use your loaf!

I'm not being funny or anything...

Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You’ll have to wait and see...

I feel like chicken tonight

It’s finger lickin good

Only the best for the captain's table

Quality not quantity

Well you can't say fairer than that

A moment on the lips is forever on the hips...