AIBU in being dismayed at satsuma variance?

[Mysterian]

You buy a hairnet full of satsumas and they're delicious. Juicy, tasty, and easy to peel. You go back the next day for another hairnet full and it turns out they're solid, hard to peel, tasteless orange packets and sadness and tragedy.

Why is it so hard to trust a satsuma?

[quote tothesea]@WorraLiberty I have immediately texted that to my Dad, who is a great purveyor of crap jokes, to add to his vast collection 😊[/quote]
I do love a God awful pun

@AdaColeman So true!

I got something labelled as satsumas in Sainsbury’s this week. I was sceptical - and should have listed to my finely honed citrus loving inner voice. It was small and orange related, and that is as generous as I am going to be :(