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Please don't make a Labyrinth sequel!

64 replies

Scout2016 · 27/05/2020 16:11

I know, I know - I can just not watch it. Maybe it won't be too bad. Trainspotting 2 was unnecessary, but not terrible. Grease 2 is maybe better than Grease. And it may never even happen. But Labyrinth? Is nothing sacred?

YABU - I can't wait to go back down in the underground!
YANBU - this is Goblin King treason.

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RoLaren · 27/05/2020 16:12

Oh God, nooooooooo! Nothing would compare to the Goblin King's tight tights!

Scout2016 · 27/05/2020 16:14

@RoLaren well yes, there is that aspect... I have wondered if they aren't sort of jodphurs but that possibility is just too off putting to dwell on.

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Fluffybutter · 27/05/2020 17:01

I love Labyrinth and Bowie BUT I will watch this out of curiosity..
maybe it will be so different that it will be more of an homage than anything

Pukkatea · 27/05/2020 17:12

They shouldn't make another one because the first was bloody terrible enough...

LaurieFairyCake · 27/05/2020 17:16

I loved Trainspotting 2 (never seen Grease 2)

I adore Bowie in Labyrinth and I'm wondering who could do his quirkiness as the Goblin King...

Please DON'T be Ed Sheeran, he's more of an ACTUAL GOBLIN Grin

Spillinteas · 27/05/2020 17:21

Get off MN and never come back!!!! Greece 2 is better than 1?? have you been sniffing glue!!!

Oh god the fucking Liberty!

My uncle was in labyrinth ...< preen>

PicsInRed · 27/05/2020 17:22

I loved the movie as a kid...but it was basically about a dirty old man who abducts 2 children, neglecting one and torturing the other, with whom he plans to have some sort of illegal relationship. Hmm

It didn't age well.

Will Olivia Benson feature in the sequel? Gareth needs bringing to justice. Grin

Scout2016 · 27/05/2020 17:23

Agree not Ed Sheeran. I really can't think who they would cast...apparently Sting was in the mix for the original. Maybe it will be a Goblin Queen?

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Spillinteas · 27/05/2020 17:23

Laurie no one can. It’s just like saying that they can get some one else other than Tim Curry to play Frank N Furter

Spillinteas · 27/05/2020 17:24

I loved the movie as a kid...but it was basically about a dirty old man who abducts 2 children, neglecting one and torturing the other, with whom he plans to have some sort of illegal relationship

Ah you feckin killed it for me now !

Standupthisisnotateaparty · 27/05/2020 17:25

Sequels generally increase at times of financial hardship. Studios prefer to spend their money on less riskier investments. Prepare for many more.

DianneWhatcock · 27/05/2020 17:26

Noooooo this would be so wrong !

Scout2016 · 27/05/2020 17:33

The abduction is a sort of grey area....she did ask for the baby to be taken. Even goblins gave some sort of morals, like how vampires have to be invited in.

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LaurieFairyCake · 27/05/2020 17:35

If it's Goblin QUEEN, I want Tilda Swinton

The female Bowie if ever there was

CuriousaboutSamphire · 27/05/2020 17:39

Fuck!!!! @Laurie

I came to say noooooooo

But Tilda Swinton? OK! That's an interesting idea!

Grease 2 OP? Get thee to way over there, well into the land of Fuck No!¡!¡

MorganKitten · 27/05/2020 17:39

Dark Crystal worked well.

And I hate to burst bubbles, but David Bowie hated labyrinth and talking about it.

MorganKitten · 27/05/2020 17:39

Oh and if you’ve read the sequel it can be a decent storyline

CuriousaboutSamphire · 27/05/2020 17:40

Oh, and T2 was essential. Like a school reunion. Some of us really wanted to see how they grew up!

MyFuckingFairyGarden · 27/05/2020 17:44

Henson Studios did an amazing job with Dark Crystal recently but you can't do Labyrinth without Bowie because for most of us eighties kidlets, he captured us somehow (no inappropriate pun on the idea of his kidnapping, I'm not a twat). It just wouldn't be right.

Scout2016 · 27/05/2020 17:46

Ok, I obviously need to watch Grease 2 again! @MorganKitten I haven't read the books because I would find it too upsetting if they were tripe. Are they good?

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Whatisthisfuckery · 27/05/2020 17:48

Just bloody no. Honestly these film makers can’t come up with an original idea between the lot of em, just sequel after sequel, remake after bloody remake. God, if these are supposed to be the creative cream of humanity we’re fucked.

Patsypie · 27/05/2020 17:48

I loved Trainspotting 2!

Scout2016 · 27/05/2020 17:51

Not sure I mind if Bowie hated it... some days I hate my job too. He was only (sort of) human. In a godly genius sort of way.
Tilda Swinton is a bit limited and samey for my liking. A bit too cold. Not that she's not a great actor! Can she sing?

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Fanciedachange1 · 27/05/2020 17:51

If the whole film is about the worm then yes! Make it NOW!

If the worm doesn’t feature then it aint worth seeing.

Nottherealslimshady · 27/05/2020 17:53

God I loved that film! Its iffy as fuck in terms of the full grown man being in love with the very young girl and kidnapping the baby because she implied she wanted someone to. But it's just such an awesome ridiculous film.