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Trump 101: How not to President (TrumpThread #101)

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TheNorthWestPawsage · 25/05/2020 20:13

Two images. Same day.
161 days to November 3rd.

Thanks to BruceAnd Nosh for thread title.

Previous thread:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3877401-Trump-100-Thread-and-Were-Way-Down-the-Rabbit-Hole?pg=1

Trump 101: How not to President (TrumpThread #101)
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Roussette · 10/06/2020 16:04

Asking yes some of them were I read I think. Because they don't want rude stuff I suppose!

Cacacoisfarraige · 10/06/2020 16:23

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Roussette · 10/06/2020 16:27

Love Bigot in the Bunker!

MAGA - Maggots Are Governing America

TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 16:58

Methinks Trump won't be rushing to be photographed gurning outside The Smithsonian anytime soon.

A group of curators from the @smithsonian have arrived and are preparing to collect the artwork left by thousands of protesters over the last week to honor black lives lost at the hands of police.

“This is a really important moment,” said Dwandalyn Reece of the @NMAAHC.
twitter.com/hannah_natanson/status/1270739273562628096?s=21

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BruceAndNosh · 10/06/2020 17:53

@B1rdbra1n

He surely has dementia, his 'filters' are shot to pieces, how can he not realise that just makes him look bad? What's he going to be like on his rallies now ....completely gaga??
From MAGA to GAGA as a slogan?
B1rdbra1n · 10/06/2020 18:26

From MAGA to GAGA
that works Bruce:)
his smearing of the injured protester seems like a descent to new depths of....I dunno what the word is, he's not worth the brain effort required to find the right word, but this crass blimp creature is just shitting on the whole world now:(

Watch GOP senators dodge questions about Trump's tweet 'it's about keeping a job, plain and simple'
BruceAndNosh · 10/06/2020 18:29

Can someone photoshop Trump wearing a GAGA red baseball hat?

TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 18:33

McNinny doing what she does best - lying about an innocent old man to excuse a racist old man.

McEnany defends Trump for asking 'legitimate' questions about Buffalo protester
thehill.com/homenews/administration/502013-mcenany-trump-asking-legitimate-questions-with-claim-about-buffalo

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BruceAndNosh · 10/06/2020 18:36

Shall I order 50, 000?

Trump 101: How not to President (TrumpThread #101)
lionheart · 10/06/2020 18:40

B1. I must admit I've always thought of him as the 'S(h)itting President'.

MockersGuidedByTheScience · 10/06/2020 18:41

Bet Melainia would just love a Lady Gaga hat.

lionheart · 10/06/2020 18:47

This is funny. Smile

edition.cnn.com/2020/06/10/politics/trump-campaign-cnn-poll/index.html

TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 18:48

You beat me to it Bruce Grin

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AcrossthePond55 · 10/06/2020 19:06

From MAGA to GAGA as a slogan?

OMG Bruce that really made me laugh hard!

AcrossthePond55 · 10/06/2020 19:08

Scrotus to CNN pollsters : "You take that BACK, you meanies!!! I'm gonna tell...tell...well, I'll tell someone on you!!!"

Roussette · 10/06/2020 19:33

I was just coming to link this!

edition.cnn.com/2020/06/10/politics/trump-campaign-cnn-poll/index.html

Sending a 'cease and desist' letter because he doesn't like what the polls say?!

Poor little Donnie!

TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 20:31

McConnell is as hateful as Trump. I think I despise him equally. He could survive Trump if GOP still hold senate in November. Horrendous Angry

Mitch McConnell has filed cloture started the clock for a confirmation vote for Justin Walker, his 38-year-old protege, to get a lifetime seat on the 2nd-most powerful U.S. court.

Walker said SCOTUS upholding the Affordable Care Act was "indefensible" + "catastrophic."

McConnell has been moving at "warp speed," as one expert put it, to get Walker confirmed.

Walker got his hearing the week the Senate came back amid the pandemic. Then his committee vote. Now he's skipping over other judicial nominees for his final vote.

Democrats and dozens of civil rights groups are opposed to Walker over his hostility toward ACA.

A challenge to ACA's constitutionality could potentially come before him if/when he's confirmed to the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals. He's also only 38. Lifetime seat.

McConnell's procedural step today means Justin Walker could get his final confirmation vote as soon as Friday or, more likely, next Monday evening.

I don't know of any Republicans planning to oppose him.

Walker has all the right ingredients for swift confirmation:

  1. McConnell wants him (he's known Walker since he was in high school)

  2. Brett Kavanaugh wants him (he clerked for him and did 70+ media hits discounting Christine Blasey Ford)

  3. He's a Federalist Society member

Walker is currently a district court judge.

He's only been a district judge for ~6 months & is already being promoted.

He was rated "not qualified" to be a district judge by the American Bar Assn.

(ABA now says he's qualified for the DC Circuit b/c it has different reqs).

If (when) Justin Walker is confirmed to the D.C. Circuit Court, he will be joining Merrick Garland on the court.

Both wins for Mitch McConnell.

twitter.com/jbendery/status/1270786633248497671?s=21

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BruceAndNosh · 10/06/2020 20:41

@TheNorthWestPawsage

You beat me to it Bruce Grin
Yours is better cos the Trump is actually wearing it!
Lweji · 10/06/2020 21:41

Never mind CNN.

It's not good news for Fox either.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/05/fox-poll-paints-bleak-picture-trump-electoral-hopes-200522150544665.html

TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 22:21

Some probably hate Trump as much as we do and could even live with a Dem President but ... they want to keep their jobs and keep control of the Senate.

What’s keeping Senate Republicans from ditching Trump?
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/06/09/whats-keeping-senate-republicans-ditching-trump/

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TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 22:58

You actually have to admire the sheer effrontery of the Trump campaign challenge to the CNN poll! The unrelenting amount of utter bullshit, lies and chicanery that Trump, his re-election campaign and the GOP spew on a daily basis is breathtaking so to complain about "numerous incorrect and misleading claims" is just farcical. Hmm

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TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 23:03

Currently all virus hot spots- how's he going to test all those good people before they cough all over him?

NEW: President Trump says he’ll kick off campaign rallies with one in Oklahoma, followed by Florida, Arizona and North Carolina, per pool report.
twitter.com/nicolesganga/status/1270816391864750087?s=21

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TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/06/2020 23:13

Know The Signs: How to tell if your grandparent has become an antifa agent

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
— President Trump on Twitter

KNOW THE SIGNS: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GRANDPARENT HAS BECOME AN ANTIFA AGENT
For your birthday, she knits you an unwanted scarf. To be used as a balaclava?
She belongs to a decentralized group with no leadership structure that claims to be discussing a “book,” but no one ever reads the book and all they seem to do is drink wine.
Is always talking on the phone with an “aunt” you have never actually met in person. Aunt TIFA????

Always walking into rooms and claiming not to know why he walked into the room. Likely.
He “trips” over and breaks your child’s Lego police station when walking through the living room in the dark.
Total and bewildering lack of nostalgia for good old days.
Gathers with loose-knit, disorderly group of figures you have never met to play “mah-jongg,” governed by mysterious “rule cards” issued annually from a nebulous central authority.
Suddenly, for no reason, will appear or pretend to be asleep.
Insists on producing container of nuts whenever there is company. Why? Code of some kind?
Carries peppermints (chemical irritant?) in purse at all times.
Is taking Centrum Silver. But for what reason? Surely to build up strength for the coming confrontation.

Keeps forwarding you what appear on the surface to be emails of jokes someone has typed out from a Reader’s Digest; claims to think you would “enjoy”; must be some sort of recruitment or propaganda or hidden message.
Hired a clown for your child’s birthday — part of the Juggalo command structure?
Big tin of Christmas popcorn mysteriously replenishes itself. WHO IS HELPING?!
You gave her a Precious Moments figurine of a law enforcement officer, but she hasn’t displayed it.
Remembers things from the past in incredible, exhausting detail, but recent ones only sporadically? Cover of some kind.
She claims not to know how to use her phone, yet always appears upside-down on FaceTime, which should be impossible without hacking capabilities.

If he is to be believed, he spends hours playing bridge.
He is walking non-threateningly at a public protest.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/06/10/know-signs-how-tell-if-your-grandparent-has-become-an-antifa-agent/

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