To think if you’re that much of a wanker, you probably do need to test your eyes regularly?

[Moominmammaatsea]

Just that really.

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If you're how much of a wanker?

Also, wanking doesn't cause poor eyesight.

Also, if this is another Dominic Cummings thread, two other posters have beaten you to it already.

Not another one.

You should probably have your eyes tested if you can't spot one of the many other threads about this.

We need another topic. 😂

@FourPlasticRings, maybe not but it seems to have caused you a humour bypass.

@SoupDragon, I know, silly me, should have gone to Barnard Castle.

Waves to Conservative Central Office 👋

maybe not but it seems to have caused you a humour bypass

Oooh, burn. 🙄

Lol

There are eleventy billion threads about this already ,and most of us I expect have seen his interview yes he's twat etc but does there really need to be another thread😏

😂