Stories this morning suggest he will wage war on fat...
What he means is that his spin doctors can then suggest the high numbers of deaths in this country was nothing to do with the government's appallingly ineffective approach- anyone who goes back to work this week and contracts corona by next Monday will obviously have themselves to blame because they didn't immediately sign up for The War on Fat.
Of course most of us could do with losing some weight, many could do with losing a LOT of weight. No doubt those with a healthy weight are much better placed to face the corona. But to be sustainable this has to happen over a period of time.
It's not going to solve the current problem of a highly infectious mutating virus and not enough protective planning (PPE and logistics).
In fact, even if it was possible to lose and maintain weight loss by Monday, it would still not solve the problem- because quite a few other people are dying or becoming longterm disabled too. Of the friends I know who have been badly hit, pretty well all are below the limit of overweight, let alone obese.
NOTHING is going to absolve Boris from the duty of working weekend;, reading all the paperwork, even the boring bits; discussing openly with experts, even the ones who disagree with him; look with an open eye at other countries and see what works for them and why. Any metaphors of war or wrestling muggers or anything of that kind are dangerous precisely because they suggest to the MPs that they can get through this by being exciting, quick and glamorous.
(and yes, I know that's not actually how war works but it is in Metaphor-Land)