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To ask where does your fat go when you lie down?

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CafetiereCoffee · 12/05/2020 14:48

I am blobby, wobbly and jelly belly.

But if I lie down on the floor I can feel my rib cage and suddenly my my stomach is flat. I even retain my waist (in fact, I have a more defined raise than when I stand up.)

So where does it all go?

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Summergarden · 12/05/2020 14:50

I think it settles around your organs.

ThatUserNamesTakenTryAnother · 12/05/2020 14:50

😁
I think it must go inside as such.

StealthPolarBear · 12/05/2020 14:53

You get more dense :)

Addler · 12/05/2020 15:14

Mine oozes out to the side like an undercooked folded omelette.

AndMyHairWillShineLikeTheSea · 12/05/2020 15:36

Flops out to the sides probably. Too scared to take a picture lying down to check.

piperm · 12/05/2020 15:38

@Addler

😂😂I understand that fully

DianneWhatcock · 12/05/2020 15:40

I have wondered this too op !

Lllot5 · 12/05/2020 15:41

I get one boob under each arm. But don’t t know where my belly goes.
I remember laying down and putting jeans on so it must go somewhere.

Spam88 · 12/05/2020 16:01

It goes to the sides. Takes a lot more xrays to get a good lateral image with a patient lying down than standing up...

MitziK · 12/05/2020 16:03

where my belly goes

Probably travels around your back, pops over your shoulders and joins your chin.

How men ever decided the Missionary Position was the default style, God only knows. It certainly wasn't on the basis of how attractive the woman looks in the process.

Lsquiggles · 12/05/2020 16:06

@Addler same Grin

CafetiereCoffee · 12/05/2020 16:14

omelette Grin

I once read somewhere that if you want to look good on a beach then dig a big hole and lie in it, then you automatically look thinner. I tried this and it worked, unfortunately I was surrounded by a group of boys when I tried to stagger out of the hole to get up and the effect was ruined.

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piperm · 13/05/2020 00:52

@CafetiereCoffee
All I could imagine when u said that was just digging a hole and burying yourself up to ur neck, they can't judge what they can't see 😂😂😂

Musicforsmorks · 13/05/2020 01:47

Going beach tomorrow now.

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