To be secretly annoyed friend is so petty about ex

[puzzledgirlispuzzled]

Repeatedly saying things such as I'm going to teach DC to play with my phone in the bath because my phone is waterproof and his mum's is not

Or I'm going to give DC lots of Haribo so he is hyper when he goes back to his mums

Or I hope DC has a great time at his dad's and a boring time at his mums

Or I want to be rich so DC can go back to his mums and tells her

I think your friend is my ex 😂

Yanbu, it's so petty

@Littlebearstrousers oh no sorry to hear that.

If it helps it is very annoying for anyone to listen to pettiness so his friends are probably not impressed

Thank you

I am at the eyeroll stage now so I am not as bothered when I see the attempts he has made to annoy me/ disrupt our routine etc

@Littlebearstrousers do you mind me asking what kind of things you mean? We may know the same person

Stuff like keeping dd up stupidly late then dropping her off knackered and ratty and smirking when I ask what time she went to bed. Giving her loads of junk food just before drop off so she won't eat her dinner. Buying flash presents and asking DD (she has told me) "mummy wouldn't get you that would she?" Dropping her off with armfulls of chocolate, sweets etc and i'm the bad guy that says she can't eat it all straightaway/in one sitting.

The worst one though is when he ignores my phone calls when he has her and DD comes home saying "why didn't you phone to say goodnight like you said you would?"

Haha my friend has a DS so we're safe but massive eye rolls for your ex