Chat up lines. What are the best and worst you've had said to you or used yourself?

[SistemaAddict]

Lighthearted thread inspired by another one on sleazy male behaviour. It got me thinking about my experiences of OLD a few years ago and face to face chat ups in my much younger days. I am not good at knowing if someone is flirting with me/chatting me up (ASD) and have been oblivious before much to the amusement of friends I was with at the time. I'm either suspicious that someone might be flirting or clueless that they are. Needless to say I'm single

I've had a shit week so far and am hoping this thread will provide some humour to everyone else who could do with a laugh too.

I'm trying to think of ones I've used or heard but struggling due to aforementioned cluelessness.

Was with my more attractive friend when a guy came up to me and said he’d seen us and thought my friend was beautiful and thought I looked ‘fun’ - his mate was cracking onto mine.............

In Paris a couple of years ago, on a sweltering hot weekend. A portly old Parisian gentleman said to me as we passed in the st ‘vous est magnifique’
I walked on, but appreciated the use of the formal case vous! 😂

A guy chatting up a workmate of mine. She was getting fed up so told him 'I don't have a romantic bone in my body.' To which he replied, 'would you like one?' 😃
Another pal was fed up being chatted up in a bar by a boring as hell guy. When he asked her name she told him, 'Elaine. As in leave me.' (You need to do that in a Glasgow accent!)