To ask for your hill you will die on? LIGHTHEARTED

[SheliaHammondDiet]

As per the meme ‘I will die on this hill’ what are your lighthearted hills you’re willing to die on?

Mine:

Phoebe Buffay is the worst friends character. She is not kooky, she’s mean, selfish and always looking for ways to put the other friends down. Everyone is too busy hating Ross to realise Phoebe is a cock. I will die on this hill.

@SheliaHammondDiet yes yes and yes
I can think of so many things she's does that cause trouble ,'now tell chandler who you really wanted to hook up with that night'
Bitch

Mine is
I really hate ice cream it's just vile
I really don't like Sheridan Smith even though everyone else seems to think she is wonderful

Ice cream is so amazing and delicious it must be some kind of sin

most vegans are irritating

It's funny, but since a court decided that ethical veganism is a philosophical belief I've noticed more deleted posts in the vegan section of MN.

No idea if this means more crap being projected at us or more policing of it!

To add to the ice cream hill dwellers, mine would be that any flavour of ice cream invented since ~1990 is not as nice as chocolate ice cream, which can not be beaten. Preferably with chocolate chunks in it but absolutely no crumbled biscuits, dough nonsense or other such additions.

Ant Middleton is an aggressive little twat with small man syndrome .

Regular shop Hummus is shite and not worth the money. you have to splash out on the Sabra/ Yarden ones.

Who’s Ant Middleton?.

People who spell your name incorrectly even when replying to emails from you where it’s clearly written in front of them at least 3 times deserve to be plagued with some irritating but non-fatal fungal infection until they start getting it right

The BIDMAS rule does not exist. If something is in brackets do that bit first, otherwise calculate from left to right.

saffy1234 I am with you on that - Sheridan Smith comes across quite false I think. She’s a very good actress though.

@Fluffycloudland77 SAS who dares wins guy. Very hot.

Dogs are better than cats
Pronouncing the J in Jalapeño changes a person in my eyes
As does pronouncing espresso as eXpresso
Holidays which do not involve going abroad are not holidays

The last season of Game of Thrones was utter shite and should be burned and remade and the new version sent out with a handwritten apology note to everyone who watched the codswallop version they filmed.

FudgeBrownie2019 yes! The story really suffered because of the shortened season, it felt so rushed and crap. The ending was never going to pleas everyone but they should have at least taken the time to flesh it out properly.

@Moltenpink is BIDMAS different from BODMAS? Which is obviously brackets then order which is what you’re saying to do? I think.

Some people find it hard to loose weight no matter what they do.
Some people dont make much money no matter how hard they work.

@Redleathertrousers

Thank you.

@Lllot5 Cats are 100% better than dogs
@ComtesseDeSpair Jaffa Cakes are literally the worst!

Another hill I’m prepared to die on: Love Island is an awful tv programme!

#JoanJettPack I totally agree Oasis are overrated and I say that as someone who was a big Brit Pop fan. Even owned (What’s the story) Morning Glory when I was 14. I soon discovered there was much better bands though. #PhilSwagielka totally agree with you to, Space are one of them.

No-one ever mentions that Frodo was actually the bad guy in the end who was corrupted by the one ring. He is the most boring character in TotR.

Oliver Reed was a total hottie.

Macaroni needs to be eaten with ketchup, as does cottage pie.

Dinner is not lunch! Lunch is midday.

Piss off eating half a sandwich because your out for dinner later.

Dogs are way better than cats.

Oasis are ridiculous never understood why people love them. Hated MOBY. Glad he’s fucked off to the farthest side of fuck.

Don’t have kids to spend as much time away from them as possible.

Don’t cut trees down because of leaves in the gutters you absolute cabbage. Just get your gutters cleaned.

Everyone should have at least 1 meat free day a week. Better for your health and wallet. If everyone were to do this the environmental benefit would be staggering.

I don't see the point in pets.

You can eat Yorkshire puddings with any roast meat.

Beatboxing with a flute does not sound cool.

Milk in tea tastes horrible.
(Yes, mine is going to be a lonely hill, I know.)

@TheNavigator, may I add Sussex Pond Pudding to your list?

And of course good old crumble, any old crumble.