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If we all donate a brick we could build a....

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OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 20:33

.... jail for the bsstarding arseholes who fail as parents and leave us with the responsibility of raising children under the guide of them being 'Co parents'. Mostly because it is almost impossible to prove how abusive their behaviour is.

Who is in?

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Tadghthepup · 26/04/2020 20:55

Put me down for two.
And a metal bar for a window.

AlCalavicci · 26/04/2020 21:04

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There you go I have started to build a wall

OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 21:05

Oh. I thought there were no takers. Windows you say. I think that's too generous. Mine took the light from my soul and burdened me with his venom. I don't think we need windows.

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OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 21:09

My parents say they'll donate a truck of bricks and dig a moat. It's a good start.

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AlCalavicci · 26/04/2020 21:17

Hmm I would have windows that dont open ( no fresh air allowed ) and dont get any sun but I would have a loud annoying noise just out side or a loud bang every now and then just long enough apart for them to think they can relax then BOOM all night long

OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 21:21

Omg. Yeah, like a mirror of their behaviour through sound. Like, it used to be in the living room, relaxed and then they'd explode.

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OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 21:22

Or a running commentary of all of their lies. What about that?

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LilacTree1 · 26/04/2020 21:23

Oh

I thought the answer was a very high wall around Neil Ferguson.

AlCalavicci · 26/04/2020 21:23

All the zoos must be struggling to afford to pay for food for the animals with no visitors coming , ask your local zoo if you can borrow the crocs' 'gaters and hippos and put them in the moat your DPs dig , let one prisoners escape once a day they will fall be pushed in to the moat , Git gone, gaters and pals fed , , , win win

AlCalavicci · 26/04/2020 21:25

@OhioOhioOhio perfect !

OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 21:26

Good plan but is it not a bit immoral to feed those innocent animals on such a poor quality of meat?

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VirginWestCoast · 26/04/2020 21:45

Over here! I've got bricks!
And large poisonous insects... If you feel the jail is lacking large poisonous insects...

OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 21:46

Really tiny ones so they can't work out what the problem is.

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AlCalavicci · 26/04/2020 22:06

I think either crocs or gators like rotten meat dont they ? so if the person is been locked up for been a rotten parent then that animal will be in its element , however if one of them fancy a delicacy like brains they are right out of luck ,

Insects ; can we have some buzzing flying ones ( mozzies ? ) so that even between the booms they cant relax

OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 22:12

I think we should also have photos up of the life they fkd up.

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beebeedandelion · 26/04/2020 22:32

And a metal bar for a window.

Windows? Why waste the sunlight?

OhioOhioOhio · 26/04/2020 22:44

How long would they have to be in there to become remorseful?

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AlCalavicci · 27/04/2020 00:01

Re photos , before they got locked up = everyone sad / upset after they got locked up everyone really happy / doing what ever git did not like / allow them to do .

How long ? twice as long ( at least ) as they have been making your life crap

Reallymissthegym · 27/04/2020 00:41

I’m chucking in 10 bricks and a family of salamanders to rest on the side of the moat- this is on behalf of friends, I know they will appreciate my kind gesture.

PotholeParadise · 27/04/2020 00:42

I'm putting in 20 for a friend on the proviso that her deadbeat ex gets a cell.

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