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beebeedandelion · 25/04/2020 21:36

News that is not news - Priti Patel says that shoplifting in April 2020 is lower than in April 2019.

In other news: the Earth is round and the Pope is a Catholic.

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LakieLady · 25/04/2020 21:38

And she's just been promoted to the post of Minister for Stating the Bleeding Obvious.

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beebeedandelion · 25/04/2020 21:46

You don't say?

I saw her referred to as Smirky Spice on Twitter. That's her name round here from now on.

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1555CC · 25/04/2020 22:23

In other news: the Earth is round

It's spherical actually.

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beebeedandelion · 25/04/2020 22:31

It's spherical actually.

Oh balls, is it?

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1Morewineplease · 25/04/2020 22:34

You mean it’s not flat!!!😰

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