In normal circumstances I have my eyebrows waxed every month to prevent the horror of a mono brow.
Today I decided enough was enough and brought forth the tweezers and magnifying mirror for a good pluck.
I have found a fair amount of eyebrow dandruff rather like cradle cap in each brow! I've scrapped off what I can but AIBU to have a huge Vodka to get over the fact that as well as having caterpillar eyebrows, I also have bloody dranduff in them....