To ask who annoys you

[falafalblossom]

Bit of entertainment for a Friday night, but who in your life right now annoys the feck out of you?

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Neighbours 2 doors up who have played "perfect" by Ed Sheeran in their garden for the last 5 weeks. I'm not joking. Over and over and over. I don't get it.

People who keep saying "ohhh you are so lucky to be at off work and at home in this weather ". Yes the weather is nice but my wages and attempting to home school two teenagers are not!

And Michael Ball

My
Husband

Steve Wright. I may have shouted some swears at the radio this afternoon when he was repeating 'you're unbelievable' eleventy billion times.

The woman interviewed on the BBC at lunchtime who was standing at the end of her drive recording people passing, the times and what they were doing ( cycling, walking etc) WTAF?

The 'contractor' who is currently 'fixing' the leak upstairs which has been flooding my bathroom since Monday.

Said he would 'try' and get here this week. Rocks up at 5pm on a Friday. He's not even a proper plumber so every taptap I can hear from upstairs is making me seethe even more

My husband who has sat outside in the beautiful weather, listening to music and drinking beer with me, but with a face on him like he's waiting to be put to death by firing squad.

Fucking. Everyone.

(At the moment anyway. I'm not dealing with lockdown all too well)

The fucking wanker of a puppy next door.

Me I'm in lockdown on my own: there's nobody else to annoy me

I also have a puppy next door, who sunbathes on my garden. But she's gorgeous and couldn't possibly annoy anyone

People wanting to video call when I have my tits out expressing milk.

My guy friend. Acts like they are at home.posts over Facebook etc. That he is.

But in reality moved in with their female friend and her family. Won’t admit they are going out - both cheated to be together. He travels 1 hr back to his house daily and stays over night at hers.

Her Facebook posts have him saying stuff in back ground and clues he is there. He is ranting his ex is indangering his kids life by taking her to school whilst not being allowed to see her as he has isolated all this time.

But really he is staying at someone else’s house, with her kids and not being with his.

Neighbours doing DIY. Men invading my 2m radius in the supermarket.

My MIL and her incessant woe is me at the moment.

My dog. Fucking dog. He sprained his leg and needs 5 days of rest and doesn’t understand why so he’s CONSTANTLY whining it is unbelievably annoying and I feel so guilty - I’ve said to him 1000 x today IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, but for some reason he didn’t understand.

My neighbours who may as well be one household for all the time they spend together not 2m apart. One is a front line HCP, why would you want to hang out with him?!

Everyone right now.
I spend all day trying desperately to source PPE for work and dealing with shit being dumped in reception as 'donations'
I have to smile and be pleasant and my reserves of tolerance are gone.
I have no more fucks to give.
None
I'm snappy and moody and horrible to live with.

OPs which end with the word "go".

My ex. I want him to die.

Neighbours - who cannot do ANYTHING quietly, I'm subjected to one or all of them throughout the day, if it's not footballs smashing fences its unnecessary engine revving and constant car door slamming (that makes my kitchen cabinets shake).

Yet I get the impression they think they are great neighbours...

Everyone. Especially my husband, my lovely children are also highly annoying but my husband is the most annoying person in a universe full of annoying people. Also, the idiot who spent all day arguing with me yesterday saying that I didn't understand the contents of a report I fucking wrote.

All the noisy garden DIY projects everyone seems to be doing. All the time.

DD3 who forced me to buy and new cat tree and since it arrived has been trying to force each of the 4 cats to 'play' on it - she's driving all of us mad!

I worry my neighbours hate us. My DDs need to practice dance outlines so we have to play songs a few times in a row often stopping and restarting but they are all very annoying in their own rights too