I like the weekly clap. I really do, it's nice, everyone coming out of their house and cheering and having a little wave over the road. Community spirit and all that.
But a woman in our village has appointed herself in charge of competitive clapping, and is filming a different street each week in the name of WHO IS THE BEST AT CLAPPING.
AIBU to feel slightly disgruntled at this, and not want to be filmed in my pyjamas or have the loudness of my clap judged?