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Poo for dinner... Sorry 🤣

26 replies

Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav · 21/04/2020 19:37

So I decided to be creative and make a more summery light meal out of the mince I'd already defrosted. I decided to make kebab style things, they've turned out looking like lots of poos 😩 at least my husband with his missing teeth will be able to eat them but feel a bit deflated about my dindins 😭

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Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav · 21/04/2020 19:38

Sorry, forgot to add oic

Poo for dinner... Sorry 🤣
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Notimeforaname · 21/04/2020 19:39

😂😂 Can we see a photo?

iklboo · 21/04/2020 19:40

Nice Grin

Notimeforaname · 21/04/2020 19:40

Just saw the picture, oh op 😂😂😂😂 it really looks bad Grin

Bubblysqueak · 21/04/2020 19:41

Sorry OP they really do look like poo. Hope they tasted better than they look!

thecatschampagne · 21/04/2020 19:41

Ahahaha OP I have currently the same thing in the grill. Can't wait to go and check on them now! They'll taste top Wink

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 21/04/2020 19:43

Oh my! Yep. Very turd-like!

Rollerbird · 21/04/2020 19:44

Dog poo kebab 😋

AuntieDolly · 21/04/2020 19:48

Those sort of kebabs always look like poo on a stick

Samtsirch · 21/04/2020 20:09

But how did they taste , OP ?

Sparklesocks · 21/04/2020 20:25

Ahhh OP! You tried doing something new and there’s no shame in that!!
As they say, shit happens Grin

Zeusthemoose · 21/04/2020 20:36

Grin Delicious Op!

chocolatemademefat · 21/04/2020 21:26

I’m more interested in why your husband has missing teeth!

dontgobaconmyheart · 21/04/2020 21:37

Cut them up OP and make a salad. Hide it among cous cous and a dressing. Anything is better than that surely.

Ukholidaysaregreat · 21/04/2020 21:40

Hahahaha! Delicious!

BumpyNugget · 21/04/2020 21:40

Oh thank the lord fore that.

I was afraid of what I was going to find on this one.

Side note: I had your photo up as DH walked past.
I did get a "what there fuck is that" which made me laugh.

Thanks OP, well funny.

Fedupandpoor · 21/04/2020 21:42

Ta da! Soutsokakia!

Poo for dinner... Sorry 🤣
Fedupandpoor · 21/04/2020 21:43

SoutZOUkakia, stupid phone

Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav · 22/04/2020 08:01

😂😂😂😂 They actually tasted nice and gave the kids something to laugh at!!
@chocolatemademefat
I have another thread about my husbands missing dentures, can't find the dam things anywhere!! 😂

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12stepCAKE · 22/04/2020 08:16

Ah köfte! Next time Alice some aubergines one cm thick and squish the köfte between then put in the oven with chopped up onions. Tomato and pepper. Like this. It's a favourite in our house

Poo for dinner... Sorry 🤣
12stepCAKE · 22/04/2020 08:17

Slice not alice

CigarsofthePharoahs · 22/04/2020 08:36

I hope that when asked what was for dinner you replied "shit with sugar on it" op.

Pinkdelight3 · 22/04/2020 09:03

My 9yo agrees that it looks like poo, but adds "It's still nice that she tried though."

doughnuthole · 22/04/2020 09:06

Haha I tried to make koftas at weekend but my son saw them before I put them in to cook and insisted on halving them and re-rolling into meatballs

StopLickingTheFurniture · 22/04/2020 10:41

Mmm, type 3 on the Bristol stool chart, delicious.