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to want to kill dh for running off to england rugby match half way through

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PSCMUM · 14/09/2007 20:56

..walk home from lovely meal out with dd, dh and me. we haven't seen much of each other for ages, with work etc, and he got nice promotion today and so he said lets go out for supper, so i said lovelly, we met there after work, with dd, and it was all lovely. no arguments, nothing. then on way home, i wash pushing pram, and i thought we were strolling the moonlit streets having a lvoely chat, and suddenly he says...'can i just run home to the rugby?' and off he goes.. i just accepted and said ok, bye, and started walking quick, then suddenly he is back neside me again asking why i hate him, i am alwyas stroppy, never affectionate, haven't had sex with him for so long, and so he thinks we are just people who share a mortgage rather than people hwo love each other!!!!
how did that happen?!
I'm now on MN, he is watching the sodding rugby.

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kiskidee · 14/09/2007 21:47

mine is watching the sodding rugby... and the Stade du France and i am at home MNing.

this man owes me bigstyle. He is also going to one of the semifinals at the end of the month.

PSCMUM · 14/09/2007 21:49

hilarious dropdead fred, i think if he was getting some sex at last he would not run away. in fact he might stp acting like a 5 year old. i might start another thread 'will i have sex with dh to stop him acting like a one year old?'
answers on a post card.
I'm going to get more wine.

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PSCMUM · 14/09/2007 21:51

also pmsl walbert. i just love how they thing a big tantrum is sexy.

'oooo, ze way you moan and sulk, eet eees so sexy..eet just makes me want to run upsatirs and put my corset on and get my whip out'

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marge2 · 14/09/2007 22:20

Hahahah!! Thank GOD I'm 'on'!!!

walbert · 14/09/2007 22:25

Evebn thta doesn't work!! Told dh i was on and he stopped for a nano-second then went 'So?' Damn damn damn my cover has been blown! Now what do I tell him?

PSCMUM · 14/09/2007 22:42

update, he is now asleep. and i am still on MN. thats 2 hours. this is a serisouly good sex avoidance tactic .

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walbert · 14/09/2007 22:47

Well done! Dh trotted off to pub tonight, with my blessing, as that means he'll hopefully sleep in loft (not only in a different romm, but on a different floor!!!! Bliss!!!!!) so i get bed to myself while i think of marco pierre white and his big ugly yet sexy face and gravely voice (quiver!)

PSCMUM · 14/09/2007 22:51

right, am now going to join him, must put bed in loft tmrw, see if i can entice him up there with trail of porn mags or something. maybe a vibrator on a fishing rod or something.

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nomoremagnolia · 15/09/2007 14:49

By CountessScabula on Fri 14-Sep-07 21:13:14
"oh mine just said
you can go on mumsnet
"

Ditto here! He knows me too well

FluffyMummy123 · 15/09/2007 14:50

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FluffyMummy123 · 15/09/2007 14:51

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CountessScabula · 15/09/2007 20:00

I know and it's my birthday HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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