Or not. I put off going for a haircut for about 2 months before lockdown.
Sing with me It's been 5 months and thirteen days. Since you last cut my hair.
I combed my hair out in front of the laptop while on the phone earlier and I look like Kate Middleton (no word of a lie). Reflection in laptop screen gone blank.
All that said, my hair is falling asunder. AIBU to ask when the blooming hairdressers will reopen?