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22 replies

happychatty · 19/04/2020 18:42

Pretty please 🙃

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Twickerhun · 19/04/2020 18:48

You are going to be feeling isolated for at least 2.5 weeks and after then you might be happy to see people?

happychatty · 19/04/2020 18:49

Wow, accurate AF

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happychatty · 19/04/2020 18:49

But seriously though... 🤣

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Twickerhun · 19/04/2020 18:50

Sorry the words psychic and seriously can’t be used together

DustyMaiden · 19/04/2020 19:00

You are going to have a romance with A man in politics. His name starts with D. You are going to lose that last half stone chasing him.

happychatty · 19/04/2020 19:01

@DustyMaiden 🤣🤣🤣 that made me laugh! Oh Dom 😍

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Tonemeth · 19/04/2020 19:03

3 weeks may turn to 6, who knows. But there will be much hand washing and a masked man in your future.

strawberryFizzyDrink · 19/04/2020 19:09

Ok, here's tarot reading just for fun...

You have made a big sacrifice over the past few years with a few quarrels along the way, this has made you count your blessings for what you have.

Currently, the demands of personal security are weighing heavily on your mind. Beware of greed, this could lead to a great loss. Challenges and opposition are on the horizon so he prepared to meet these head on.

Looking further ahead, success will come slowly so you must learn from the past. Delays and frustrations will test your perseverance. Try and make decisions without emotion and get the balance right between work and play.

happychatty · 19/04/2020 19:22

@strawberryFizzyDrink thank you!

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1555CC · 19/04/2020 20:45

Sorry the words psychic and seriously can’t be used together

I'm not so sure. My brother was told he was soon going to come into money and that night he shagged a girl called Penny.

LolaDarkdestroyer · 19/04/2020 20:59

You will lose the weight you want to lose if you put your mind to it, you are planning a move but it will be held up so think about wether it's def the right move.
I see a cat as well and longish brown hair.

AwkwardPaws27 · 19/04/2020 21:13

Ooooooo can I be cheeky and ask for one too?

OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 19/04/2020 21:14

@1555CC oh. My. god. 😂😂😂

LolaDarkdestroyer · 19/04/2020 21:24

Awkwardpaws take time for yourself you don't have to make everyone happy all of the time,
You are liking being at home more as you have things to sort....

ThePluckOfTheCoward · 19/04/2020 21:25

@AwkwardPaws27
You will develop an insatiable craving for pasta and for watching your neighbours through those binoculars you have just ordered from Amazon. In a few months time you will want to have rampant sex with every man you meet whose name begins with..... D.

AwkwardPaws27 · 19/04/2020 21:33

LolaDarkdestroyer thank you,that resonates - I am finding the release from social obligations the one upside of this otherwise anxiety-provoking situation. I am getting quite a lot done, although not as much as I'd like.

ThePluckOfTheCoward good job I have that bag of whole-wheat tagliatelle in the back of the cupboard. I might save it for my birthday.
I haven't managed to get any binoculars, would two empty loo rolls taped together suffice?
DH's name begins with R so I'm not sure he'll approve of my rampant humping.

ThePluckOfTheCoward · 19/04/2020 21:38

I haven't managed to get any binoculars, would two empty loo rolls taped together suffice?. Oh definitely.
DH's name begins with R so I'm not sure he'll approve of my rampant humping. Maybe best not to to tell him then 😉

BizarreBizarre · 19/04/2020 21:40

Oh can someone please give me a reading

LolaDarkdestroyer · 19/04/2020 21:46

Bizarre you worry a lot about things that aren't as bad as you think.....also don't put all your eggs in one basket things will change when lockdown is over and there are other opportunities.

ghostyslovesheets · 19/04/2020 21:51

you will do that thing you want to do and stuff will happen - hth

LolaDarkdestroyer · 20/04/2020 14:03

ghostylovessheets- I can see a cat here too she's got lovely patterns on her fur she says do t stress so much.

Spanglishness · 20/04/2020 14:20

My brother was told he was soon going to come into money and that night he shagged a girl called Penny
😂😂😂

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