I've just opened a pack of Quavers and they're bloody tiny little toenail things. When the hell did that happen? Admittedly it's been a long time since my last packet of Quavers, but they used to be big puffy golden light clouds of rank cheesiness, not these little squares of flatness. Why does everything shrink? It never gets bigger. Unless it's a Double Decker, I think they got bigger, or did everything else just get smaller? Stop messing with my food. I think they probably taste the same?