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AIBU?

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May 2020.

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OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 14/04/2020 17:46

Aibu to wonder what will May bring?
So far we had
January - Australia on fire and little bit of "Is that WW3 starting?"
February/March - coronavirus
April - coronavirus with added bonus of Chernobyl exclusion zone on fire
May - TBA

Let's take guesses. I predict Kraken awakening in May.

I think Yellowstone explosion will wait till December to end a year with a bang.

May 2020.
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OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 14/04/2020 20:54

The latest Updated Apocalypse planner!

January - Australia on fire and little bit of "Is that WW3 starting?", floods
February - coronavirus and locust in East Africa, floods
March - coronavirus
April - coronavirus with added bonus of Chernobyl exclusion zone on fire and East Africa locust 2.0, volcanoes erupting
May - TBA (Kraken, zombies - fingers crossed the slow ones, North Korea, Aliens)
June - TBA (floods)
July - TBA (draught)
August - TBA
September - TBA
October - TBA
November - TBA (San Andreas Fault?)
December - - TBA (Yellowstone? Maybe vampires under the cover of ash cloud netflix? Or @SleepingStandingUp little antichrists coming for us all)

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Muddlingalongalone · 14/04/2020 20:54

Hurricanes in Florida/Nexico Caribbean in Sept?

OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 14/04/2020 21:01

I've just seen the hurricane 2020 prediction. It looks freaky. Which months should I add it to🤔 It covers quite few, doesn't it.

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BrieAndChilli · 14/04/2020 21:14

I small part of me think the earth is trying to rid itself of the human critters that have over run it. It’s trying to deplete our numbers to a more manageable amount.

OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 14/04/2020 21:17

There are some positives! Enjoy the view before ash cloud gets ya😐

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SleepingStandingUp · 14/04/2020 21:26

July - TBA (draught)
Should that be drought or did you leave a window open?

SleepingStandingUp · 14/04/2020 21:28

Mwahahhah when the babies turn 1 they will grow their fangs and drink from the necks of the weak as ash covers the sun

OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 14/04/2020 21:29

@SleepingStandingUp ooops. My bad! Will correct it on next oneBlush

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OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 14/04/2020 21:31

Mwahahhah when the babies turn 1 they will grow their fangs and drink from the necks of the weak as ash covers the sun
That's it. I am writing to the Pope👀

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SleepingStandingUp · 14/04/2020 21:34

That's whom they're starting with. He's like 107 by now isn't he?

OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 14/04/2020 21:43

@SleepingStandingUp you got it all figured out, haven't you😱
Ah! she exclaims in shock. It's not your babies! It's you!

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SleepingStandingUp · 14/04/2020 22:01

Nah, I'd be an AWFUL vampire, even black pudding makes me vomit and I always chose team werewolf (but I'd have to cook my food first)

YouTheCat · 14/04/2020 22:52

October - more than 2 inches of snow. That tends to bugger everything up.

Fluffybutter · 14/04/2020 23:06

DH thinks the San Andreas fault will finally have it’s long awaited massive quake of a life time yep that was going to be my guess too

Neepers · 14/04/2020 23:35

Cumbre Vieja in the Canary Islands is also overdue an eruption leading to a mega tsunami.

Thelnebriati · 15/04/2020 09:58

I suggested a fix for that many years ago, they could build a beach at the base of the volcano.

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OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 15/04/2020 11:16

It's today! Damn

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SleepingStandingUp · 16/04/2020 00:29

Captain Tom just raised over £10,000,000 surely that negates your asteroid?

Fuss · 16/04/2020 03:55

If we could do california after September please as I've already rescheduled my holiday once this year. Just two weeks on laguna beach is a small ask. Ta.

Seriously though don't think Ive ever been to california and not had an earthquake, albeit mostly small ones.

I think we can probably pencil in another resurgence of covid around November time as well.

OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 16/04/2020 08:53

@SleepingStandingUp it looks like it did!

Since it morning of 16th, asteroid is not making it on apocalypse plannerGrin
We should maybe start taking the zombies seriously since radiation around Chernobyl is rising...

The earthquakes. That reminded me about what seismologists are now saying. The earth is not vibrating as much as it did before lockdown. It's silent. Maybe that's why people report birds acting oddly

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OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 16/04/2020 08:54

I put the fault into November as it looks like imo a starter for Yellowstone and that would be a proper climax to 2020🤔

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SleepingStandingUp · 16/04/2020 09:49

Yeah, how do the twins Damien and Beeezlebub want to celebrate turning 1?

The birds and vibration thing is interesting. How deep are those vibrations felt and what impact would they have on seismic activity? Is going from 0 to 6p better or worse than 5 to 60 iyswim

Is this hot sunny Easter a sign do you think? The Govt must be cursing the lack of rain for sure.

Surely it needs something windy to complete the look - a good whirlwind thingy is always dramatic

RuggerHug · 16/04/2020 09:55

Ha, I was going to say San Andreas but I've been beaten to it.

OmgThereAreNoPlanesAboveMeNow · 26/04/2020 00:03

Whoever had North Korea. Good guess!

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