Neighbour being so loud in their hot tub (at 2:42)

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What can I do? What should I do? Should I do anything? We’ve got the bedroom windows on the latch as it’s so hot, I’ve got to be up for work in the morning and I’ve been woken up and can’t get back to sleep because neighbours (a few houses away) are drunk in the hot tub! They clearly don’t realise quite how loud they are being because they are drunk but trust me, it’s like they are shouting inside my bedroom! She’s currently talking about how she had to go steady on the coke and decided when she realised she had a problem that she would take the kids and go and only do a line at weekends and get half a gram if she felt like it I’m not a party pooper, I’m all for people having fun - especially at times like this BUT 2:42 in the ruddy morning on an estate??! The bubbles just stopped and it was marginally quieter for a minute but then they kicked in again and they are back getting to know each other’s life story! I need sleep

Sounds like she's probably partaken in a bit of the old Peruvian tonight OP.

Shout 'shut the fuck up or i'm phoning the police and letting them know about the drugs on the premises ' out the window.

Hiding behind the curtain of course.

Nothing you can do tonight, but visit after work tomorrow and let them know you heard them.
Also, if you did, others did and they might want to get rid of their coke in case someone reported them.😎

@DerbyshireGirly I don’t think she has because the guy who has come round said he’s never tried it and she sounded like she was talking in the past tense I think she’s just super super drunk! You know when you’re drunk and you try and act sober and just seem louder and more drunk? Lol

I’ve just heard her ask if he’s gone cold so fingers crossed it’s coming to an end! Would never have imagined it from this one! Good luck to her when her kids wake up in a few hours wanting some attention

The second part of that was meant for @WhatWouldYouDoWhatWouldJesusDo!
@Weenurse God no! Wouldn’t dream of that! Don’t know her in that capacity at all! She lives in a different row of houses (our back gardens all come out in the same square!)

Any update?
I'm enjoying this thread

Sticking around for more “Confessions From The Hot Tub”...

It was all very boring I’m afraid! I tried to drown most of it out! She said she was having the time of her life, been saying for ages she should get a hot tub etc etc! She’s got one of those big gazebos with net curtains so perhaps she thought it was sound proof They’ve not long gone in! God knows how long they were in there before they woke me up! Still awake from it though!

Well at least someone is getting it lol 😂🤣

So the bloke isn’t from that household, he’s visiting to use the hot tub at 2am?

You could always shop them to the cops for breaking coronavirus rules unless maybe they could claim he was helping a vulnerable person..... a drunk person is technically vulnerable right?

I’d have definitely yelled out the window to shut up people are trying to sleep, but I live opposite a skeevy pub and am used to shouting at groups of drunk idiots to shut the fuck up and go home. Or calling the cops when they are throwing punches/arguing loudly about who stole whose drugs and who called the social when there were drugs in the house around the kids/chasing their brother with a meat cleaver/stabbing each other (yes, all really happened, it’s a delightful place).

This thread is giving me life whilst my child is telling me paw patrol are in the garden at 4am 😬

Channel your inner New Yorker and just yell "shut up" out the window.

If you're worried and/or want to be amused, put on a fake voice.

@Eireni, he’s been there all day I think but definitely hasn’t been before today! Never seen a male there before and never seen his vehicle either until this afternoon!
@Nancydrawn I can’t think when I’m tired! Definitely wouldn’t have bothered with an accent Just hope it doesn’t happen again! She will probably wake up with a sore head though so she might think twice!

I love this story (sorry, OP!!) - so, why was she telling her (husband?) her life story? Doesn't he know it? Maybe a lockdown infringement was accompanying the other illegal activities .....

Ok sorry I hadn't totally read every word of the thread!! ☺️

So a new male on the premises - invited in for 'lockdown' 😉

If it happens again you need to start singing "sex pond, sex pond. Noisy sex pond..."

To the tune of Tom Jones Sex bomb.

You need to find away to put some fairy liquid in it.

@Janaih 🤣

I think you need to vacuum this moring, early, in the room next to her bedroom, next to the wall where it's very dusty you know.
Or just leave the thing running up against the wall and go have a cuppa.

@ponchek yes, new male appears to have come for hot tub based fun lol

@Janaih as I said earlier, I’m normally quite a laugh but when I’m tired I’m a miserable sod so I think expletives would have been all I could have managed if I decided to shout

@bettybattenburg I’m hoping one of the thousand neighbourhood cats takes a shine to it!

@Troels she doesn’t live next door fortunately or unfortunately!