To fund my cats habit

[Nipdealer]

My cat is addicted to spider plants and nip. Is it healthy for me to keep funding this? He's a house cat, i give him nip and he rolls around swatting imaginary spiders, he's munched his way round several spider plants. Hes a lovely cat but for days after taking his nip he's an absolute demon on a come down. Should i stop the Nip or continue? He gets quite aggressive looking for it and i don't know if i can cope with this in lockdown. Yabu= he's a fucking cat, cut him off
Yanbu= keep giving him his fix
Name change for this but been here a while, Mexican house thief, pom bear, penis beaker

He sounds like he’d be great fun at parties!! 😂
Keep feeding his habit. I’d be pissed off if I couldn’t drink wine anymore, especially now I’m stuck in the bloody house until god-knows-when.

How much do you love him? ;)

Indulge him! He's worth it ;)

Thank you so much for making me laugh. The name clinched it!

Obviously i love him but I do feel like he should be in rehab. Cat fangs are sharp,he has his area and if i cross it I'm expected to supply nip. Honestly it's like a fucking toll for haunting his house

You shouldn't stop his habit cold turkey without an open spot in a feline rehab facility

He's high off a dab of catnip for days?? Are you sure you are not giving him cocaine by accident

Keep playing Trainspotting until he gets the message.

Cats, like dogs, eat grass. He's eating your spider plants as a substitute. Maybe grow a tub of regular grass for him?

Im proper laughing!
I fund a dreamies habit for three of them

🤣 your boy is an addict who's not very nice in the nip. I'd cut him off!! How are you getting your stash in during lockdown? Nip dealer?

I cut my eldest off months ago as he goes psychotic on nip. He also finds it in the cupboard and helps himself so instead of furry purry cuddles to wake me up I get a very early morning swipe in the face and bitten hand for my "make-our-breakfast-slave!" call (to find the nip tin on the floor and remnants of the nights shenanigans all round the kitchen)
He's a sweet soul otherwise but not on the nip.

He went cold turkey months ago. I've realised he can't stop at the one pinch, it's an addiction ... 🤪

Maybe grow a tub of regular grass for him?

Regular grass? 🤔🤔

I think you should change his name to Acid Casualty Cat

Is it me or is it sickening to let a cat eat something hallucinogenic (spider plant) that could scare them. How awful.

Nips anonymous?

Agree @Bobleywobley

It's not good for him. If you love him you need to stop giving it to him. Well actually, whether you love him or not you need to stop supplying him!

In all seriousness he shouldn't be eating them - they can cause hallucinations and stomach upsets in cats.

Whatever you do, do not let him drive!

'Regular grass' = lawn grass not the other kind! He's getting enough wacky stuff as it is

Sounds like your cat needs an intervention and a trip to rehab

On a serious note are the spider plants actually good for the cat?