There is an airport near me empty

[salutationstou]

Would I be unreasonable to go and use the planes because I would be observing the 2 metre social distancing rule? There's literally no one here. Lucky us!

I am currently alone with my children in a playground, I know playgrounds are meant to be closed but there's literally no one here so we are observing the rules. Lucky us!

disclaimer: So tired of people thinking that the social distancing rule is the one and only rule.

Is this supposed to be satire? Unclear

“Use” the planes? What precisely are you planning to do?

Yes!

Are you struggling with the isolation on glue

Of course you should! Also glad you're making use of that empty playground!
May I suggest you use one of the planes to fly to a beauty spot for a lovely stroll, not forgetting to stop for some instagrammable selfies along the way!

Go for it! I reckon it’d be easy enough to break into one, fire it up and set course for a remote Caribbean island where you can isolate in paradise. I’m jealous. Let us know how you get on.

I'm planning on traveling somewhere.
There's no one here honestly. I'm sure that's ok isn't it?

Have you been on the gin?

liverbird

Yes, I have my phone ready for the instagram - look at us- shot!

Oh, TAAT

@salutationstou phew, I was worried you weren't taking full advantage.
Make sure you pop in to visit some elderly friends and relatives on your return. I am sure they'd love to see the photos!

Yes, I will Liverbird.

#we'respecial
#nobodyelsethoughttocomehere

Hope you wipe down all the play equipment you are touching before and after use ?

No need to fly just stay at home and get high.

But you may come across another plane on your way whatever you go, make sure to observe 2 km distance this time round.

As long as you got public transport and stopped off at the local shop for ice cream first you should be fine.

The op of that other thread said they were being unreasonable. No need to be such a dick about it. I think this quarantine is making people think they're funnier than they are.

Are you Phoebe?