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Following on from the earlier thread, if you are male, would you like to experience having female genitalia for a day?

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themueslicamel · 08/04/2020 08:42

Exactly that, following on from the other thread, would you you swop and if so why?

What would you do if you did gain breasts and a vagina for a day?

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Mordred · 08/04/2020 19:06

"the joys of sensuality, of prolonging pleasure, of making sex a voluptuous, slowly building feast that is all the more intense for the anticipation and delay."

Oh yes! That's definitely the way to do it!

RandomLondoner · 08/04/2020 19:12

Heaven forbid women be better at something than a man ... I orgasm each and every time I have sex, quickly and easily because my partner knows what he's doing.

This comment is kind of proving the other persons point. Nearly all men can have orgasms quickly and easily, with anyone. There's no degree of incompetence that can thwart them.

TomPinch · 08/04/2020 19:18

It's true. For male orgasms, the other person doesn't have to be any good.

I sort of like the idea of having women's genitals for a day, but knowing my luck it would be period day. So it's a No thanks from me.

GoodnessSake · 08/04/2020 19:23

But is it incompetence or indifference? 🤔

Warsawa31 · 08/04/2020 19:31

Yeah I’d like to give it a go to see what it’s like. I think masturbation would be more difficult? No morning wood either :( It doesn’t seem as fun as having a penis. But in the other hand having a penis is like having a little voice in your head ALL THE TIME saying “I’m horny” so a bit of peace would be nice :)

GoodnessSake · 08/04/2020 19:33

@Warsawa31 🤣 is it your voice or like a stranger's voice? Grin

Warsawa31 · 08/04/2020 19:40

@GoodnessSake

I guess my own lol

Mordred · 08/04/2020 19:50

"I think masturbation would be more difficult? "

Why? Have you ever touched a woman?

Warsawa31 · 08/04/2020 20:02

Yes I have touched a women :/ I’m happily married. Ive had a vagina myself tho so I’d imagine it would take a bit of practice given that I’ve been using a different tool for 32 years

UsedUpUsername · 08/04/2020 20:09

Men are quicker to reach orgasm? Not in our house..

Omg I hope you don’t do blow jobs 😱

Fluffybutter · 08/04/2020 20:23

@Mordred oh my god that made me laugh so much !

Mordred · 08/04/2020 20:42

" I’d imagine it would take a bit of practice given that I’ve been using a different tool for 32 years"

But if you'd concentrated on a woman's pleasure, you'd have noticed what works, wouldn't you? So just do the same, but to yourself.

Warsawa31 · 08/04/2020 20:46

Ok thanks - if I do wake up with a vagina tomorrow I’ll do my best

Buster72 · 08/04/2020 20:47

@babdoc
So it takes time does it?

Rather proves my point.....

Mordred · 08/04/2020 21:32

" if I do wake up with a vagina"

All about the vag, is it? Oh dear.

Warsawa31 · 08/04/2020 21:36

Lol 😂 should I be naming each individual part of the female reproductive system.
It’s all about the vag

themueslicamel · 08/04/2020 21:42

Sounds like the Megan Trainor song!

It's all about the Vag,
'Bout the Vag,
No Nipples.

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GoodnessSake · 08/04/2020 21:46

@themueslicamel Grin Grin Grin

I love this thread, it's so bizarre

DrDreReturns · 08/04/2020 21:48

No I wouldn't! I don't fancy dealing with periods.

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