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Following on from the earlier thread, if you are male, would you like to experience having female genitalia for a day?

69 replies

themueslicamel · 08/04/2020 08:42

Exactly that, following on from the other thread, would you you swop and if so why?

What would you do if you did gain breasts and a vagina for a day?

OP posts:
Babdoc · 08/04/2020 09:00

Oh, OP, that would be so unkind! Imagine the poor bloke being able to have a female, full brain, multiple orgasm - and then having to spend the rest of his life knowing exactly what he’s missing, while limited to pathetic little male orgasms only involving a tiny area of the brain.
It would be like showing someone heaven for a day then throwing them out for ever. Have pity!

MarieQueenofScots · 08/04/2020 09:01

Well it would certainly help more men find the clitoris and g-spot without endless instruction....

SimonJT · 08/04/2020 09:02

No, I’m gay!

jellyfrizz · 08/04/2020 09:35

No, I’m gay!

So?

SimonJT · 08/04/2020 09:53

So there would literally be no point whatsoever in having a vagina or breasts.

jellyfrizz · 08/04/2020 10:03

Huh? It would be you with the female genitals, not the other person. Wouldn't you be interested to see what it was like for a day?

PurpleBlueAnemone · 08/04/2020 10:09

Where's the other thread? Is it about having male genitalia for a day?
Link?

Buster72 · 08/04/2020 10:17

@Babdoc
No worries most men are quite happy having orgasms each and every time they have sex with a partner. You enjoy your massive orgasms safe in the knowledge they require a lot of time effort and industrial machinery.

I imagine a vagina would be interesting to explore but a pair of massive tits would be my choice

jellyfrizz · 08/04/2020 10:20

And it would be interesting even if you remove sex from the equation, just what it was like to go to the toilet and how it felt. How different does it feel just standing or sitting. What's it like to wear a bra? Run with boobs? etc.

jellyfrizz · 08/04/2020 10:23

It'd be like if you could be a cat for a day, or be left handed. I can't understand why you wouldn't want to try it to see what it was like?

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 08/04/2020 10:26

Industrial machinery? Hmm

SimonJT · 08/04/2020 10:29

@jellyfrizz I know it would be me.

koshkatt · 08/04/2020 10:29

No worries most men are quite happy having orgasms each and every time they have sex with a partner. You enjoy your massive orgasms safe in the knowledge they require a lot of time effort and industrial machinery

I imagine a vagina would be interesting to explore but a pair of massive tits would be my choice

Classy. FFS. Hmm

SimonJT · 08/04/2020 10:29

@jellyfrizz Ah, now being a cat for the day, now that would be interesting.

GoodnessSake · 08/04/2020 10:31

You enjoy your massive orgasms safe in the knowledge they require a lot of time effort and industrial machinery

Not when your partner knows what they're doing Wink

MarieQueenofScots · 08/04/2020 10:33

No worries most men are quite happy having orgasms each and every time they have sex with a partner. You enjoy your massive orgasms safe in the knowledge they require a lot of time effort and industrial machinery

Got to be posted by a man who has little to no knowledge of female anatomy.

koshkatt · 08/04/2020 10:33

Ha! I thought that too GoodnessSake!

HyperactivePineapple · 08/04/2020 10:34

But it's not like being a cat for a day - it would be much more interesting to get into the head of someone of the opposite sex than to just experience their genitalia, imo.

LonelyFromCorona · 08/04/2020 10:36

Is this just the genitalia or would look like a woman from head to toe?

HyperactivePineapple · 08/04/2020 10:36

You enjoy your massive orgasms safe in the knowledge they require a lot of time effort and industrial machinery

They only require a lot of time, effort and industrial machinery if the other party is just not that good.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

MaidenMotherCrone · 08/04/2020 10:39

If rather be a cat for a day!

NonUrinatInVentum · 08/04/2020 10:41

No worries most men are quite happy having orgasms each and every time they have sex with a partner. You enjoy your massive orgasms safe in the knowledge they require a lot of time effort and industrial machinery

Heaven forbid women be better at something than a man ... I orgasm each and every time I have sex, quickly and easily because my partner knows what he's doing.

ThrowingGoodAfterBad · 08/04/2020 10:51

Are we exploring a fundamental male / female difference here, or is it just a lack of men on this site? Women are more curious about others? - mark that as hypothesis A!

My dh expressed no great curiosity, or alternatively only a pragmatic recognition of reality. He has more interest in enquiring after @Buster72 drinking habits, and his beverage of choice - ?

ThrowingGoodAfterBad · 08/04/2020 10:53

I’d rather be a bird for a day than a cat. One that doesn’t eat worms for preference.

pleasepleasepleasehelp · 08/04/2020 10:55

OMG I hope lockdown finishes soon. People must be getting very bored, because some of the threads on here are getting ridiculous. Hmm

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