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Following on from the earlier thread, if you are male, would you like to experience having female genitalia for a day?

69 replies

themueslicamel · 08/04/2020 08:42

Exactly that, following on from the other thread, would you you swop and if so why?

What would you do if you did gain breasts and a vagina for a day?

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Buster72 · 08/04/2020 10:57

@NonUrinatInVentum you are in a minority, well done you.
Fact is a male orgasm is quicker and easier to achieve although it lacks the apparent mind bending qualities of the female orgasm.
I am sure that both are enjoyable.

pleasepleasepleasehelp · 08/04/2020 10:59

@NonUrinatInVentum

I orgasm each and every time I have sex, quickly and easily because my partner knows what he's doing.

That sucks for you, having it over and done with 'quickly and easily.' Wink

Personally, I prefer it to go on longer, and for the experience to be more intense and fulfilling. I would not want to be with a partner to gets it over with 'quickly and easily.'

My bar is set MUCH higher than that.

MarieQueenofScots · 08/04/2020 11:01

Fact is a male orgasm is quicker and easier to achieve

That's not a fact.

If all your partners are finding it difficult to orgasm with you, what's the common denominator....?

GoodnessSake · 08/04/2020 11:01

@pleasepleasepleasehelp Maybe it's not over when she orgasms, maybe she orgasms every 2 minutes for several hours... sorry just making myself laugh now Grin

MarieQueenofScots · 08/04/2020 11:02

Anyone who sees giving their partners orgasm as "effort" rather than a mutually enjoyable experience maybe isn't quite the lothario they imagine...

Babdoc · 08/04/2020 11:03

Poor Buster. Just as well he’s happy to settle for a regular supply of junk food, knowing he will never get to experience a gourmet banquet!
And he really wasn’t paying attention in sex ed if he thinks women need “industrial equipment” etc!

DeltaAlphaDelta · 08/04/2020 11:10

Getting back to the topic, I read the other thread with interest and was wondering if this one would appear.

Id love to have female genitalia for a day. Like a lot of the women on the other thread, Id be masturbating and definitely trying sex so see what the difference was.

pleasepleasepleasehelp · 08/04/2020 11:23

@GoodnessSake Grin

Buster72 · 08/04/2020 11:28

@MarieQueenofScots
@babadoc

Why then is there a multi million pound, decades old industry dedicated to helping women achieve orgasm?

Why is there reams written advising woman on how to achieve the big O?

I can only assume because it requires more effort.

The women I have known have varied from very orgasmic to not so much. This has also been affected by time of the month.

Men on the other hand seem able to crack one out at the drop of a hat.

I suppose a better question would be to ask men and women how much time do you set aside for a wank?

If I was allowed a vagina for 24 hours I don't think sex with a man would be high on my list of things to do simply because men are not attractive to me. And I would need to adopt a full female persona/body to seduce a man.

MarieQueenofScots · 08/04/2020 11:31

Why then is there a multi million pound, decades old industry dedicated to helping women achieve orgasm?

Choice. Not necessity.

Why is there reams written advising woman on how to achieve the big O?

Because a large majority of men either can't/don't give a shit about pleasing their partner.

The women I have known have varied from very orgasmic to not so much. This has also been affected by time of the month

And again the common denominator?

I mean really are you going to continue mansplaining female orgasms to females....?

KnockDownNinja · 08/04/2020 11:40

Out of curiousity, maybe, but not really because I think it would be enjoyable.

The sitting down to pee, the periods, arousal being denoted by a damp undercarriage. Maybe it's just my lack of imagination, bit I quite like that the urge for sex is completely wiped from my mind post-orgasm.

My girlfriend seems to be able to orgasm an unlimited amount of times. Even when she masturbates she basically just stops when she gets tired, so in my mind it seems as if there's no real feeling of satiation.

I'm happy to be told I'm wrong on all of the above. What do I know really?

Erections and shooting loads are quite fun too.

lemoncheesecakes · 08/04/2020 11:44

I asked my dh and he said yes he would. He would spend the day putting as many objects up there as he could. I had to explain that it wouldn't be a nice sensation Hmm

lemoncheesecakes · 08/04/2020 11:47

@Buster72 there is a difference between an orgasm reached through clitoral stimulation and through penetration. But you would know that as the O expert

ACDC4578 · 08/04/2020 12:09

Maybe if you could guarantee no time of month! Wouldn’t fancy that!

GoodnessSake · 08/04/2020 12:09

@Buster72 You're a brave man I'll give you that. But you're getting into a whole lot of gender theory here. Historically women have been shamed for any kind of sexual desire and not encouraged to express sexuality, so female O has not been seen as important (not least as it is not required to reproduce), some men even deny it exists! So that's partly why there's a lot of literature and products designed to encourage it and make it 'easier'. I'm not aware of any biological reason why it should be harder, lots of it is psychological because some women have had it ingrained into them that it's not 'proper' etc

Buster72 · 08/04/2020 12:37

Whether the reasons are psycholigical/physiological/environmental/ patriachical matters not.

It still requires more work. My brief reading of the sybject sees to confirm that. Obviously the minuscule group of woman who have passed through my inept hands is not representative of the broader population.

But I won't deny that female orgasms last longer and appear deeper.

But what's the point, 90 secs off the wrist and a bloke will either role over to sleep, or get up and do something worthwhile.

GoodnessSake · 08/04/2020 12:59

It still requires more work. My brief reading of the sybject sees to confirm that

You've got multiple women on here confirming that it doesn't!

nibdedibble · 08/04/2020 13:03

Men are quicker to reach orgasm? Not in our house....

Fluffybutter · 08/04/2020 13:10

Ah, now being a cat for the day, now that would be interesting
Not in here it wouldn’t ,you would’ve been “humanely” trapped and then drowned in a bucket of water ..

Ponoka7 · 08/04/2020 13:14

@pleasepleasepleasehelp, that isn't the case of you have multiple organisms.

@KnockDownNinja, they are satisfying, but if you are used to having more than one, you get greedy. It's like picking your choice of food that you can stuff yourself with, without any ill effects.

"But what's the point, 90 secs off the wrist and a bloke will either role over to sleep, or get up and do something worthwhile."

For those of us that are into sex, that wouldn't do us, male or female.

pleasepleasepleasehelp · 08/04/2020 18:19

@Ponoka7

Ooooh, multiple organisms! Grin

Can I pick the tardigrade? Having lots of them would be ace, as they're soooo cute. Grin

Although, buyer beware!!! If you get pissed off with them you can't get rid of them. They are indestructible. Shock

Following on from the earlier thread, if you are male, would you like to experience having female genitalia for a day?
randomchap · 08/04/2020 18:44

I'd give it a go for a day. Would be quite interesting seeing how the other half live.

Would this be my normal body with the breasts and vagina added, or would I get a complete female body?

It would be great to experience a female orgasm, assuming I could give myself one.

chockaholic72 · 08/04/2020 18:50

I asked an ex this exact question when we were watching telly one night. Without skipping a beat or taking his eyes off the screen he said “I’d just play with my tits. All day long”.

Mordred · 08/04/2020 18:52

Mmm. Interesting question.

I'd go for having small perky tits and a nice furry vulva with lippy labs.

I'd never get anything done, though Grin

Babdoc · 08/04/2020 19:00

Buster seems to have a terribly utilitarian approach to orgasm - basically get it over with as rapidly as possible and go to sleep.
Probably too late to enlighten him on the joys of sensuality, of prolonging pleasure, of making sex a voluptuous, slowly building feast that is all the more intense for the anticipation and delay.
Frankly he sounds more like a wanker than a lover. Interpret that how you wish!

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