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Are German nipples the worst?

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Crackerofdoom · 03/04/2020 15:34

I just learned the word for nipples in German is Brustwarzen

The literal translation is "breast warts"

Is this the worst direct translation or are there more out there?

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IllegalFred · 04/04/2020 13:49

I had a French colleague who could communicate rapidly and fluently in English, if he was at a loss for an English word he'd just use the French and wait a moment while I found something with the same root

I queried once a word a Spanish friend was using, it was entirely correct but nothing a British person would typically use in conversation. He said if he didn't know a word he'd change the ending of the Spanish to something more English and hope for the best! Think it was changing words ending in -idad to -ity

woodencoffeetable · 04/04/2020 13:54

I want a word that conveys the mental image of "overweigt corsetted moral outrage"

bauch einziehen - pulling in one's belly

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 04/04/2020 13:55

@boldlygoingsomewhere
It's lovely isn't it!
I am from the Ruhr. My grandparents spoke Frisian and dialect (Niederdeutsch and Westfalian), Dutch was a contact language at school and English the 1st MFL. I am trying to learn Norwegian at the moment...

Crackerofdoom · 04/04/2020 13:55

I work in English with largely non-native English speakers and often come a cropper with my English skills.

Someone suggested that we "prepone" a meeting and I was so confident this wasn't a word in English.

5 minutes on the internet and it turns out it is a real word with an origin in Indian English and is the opposite of postpone.

Actually pretty sensible but I had never heard it

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Prokupatuscrakedatus · 04/04/2020 13:57

coffeetable
can't quite see the "moral outrage" meaning there....

RickJames · 04/04/2020 13:58

Dutch:

Kikker = frog
Kikkervisje = tadpole - little frog fish

Crackerofdoom · 04/04/2020 14:07

@IllegalFred

jakubmarian.com/kill-two-birds-with-one-stone-in-european-languages/

I love that!

Curious about the countries where they use killing 2 doves. Would that be seen as a positive thing?

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ErrolTheDragon · 04/04/2020 14:08

Whereas 'tadpole' is apparently 'toad head'

Crackerofdoom · 04/04/2020 14:09

Any Greek people on MN?!

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IllegalFred · 04/04/2020 14:09

I'm not sure about the dove translation, in a lot of languages dove and pigeon are the same word

stella47 · 04/04/2020 14:12

Can anyone recommend any good resources for learning spoken German? I really wish I'd learnt it at school - I don't even have a grounding in the basics - and I'd love to start learning now.
I'm not very good at learning via written material - I managed to pick up some Spanish using CDs that I could listen to in the car. I'd love any audio suggestions for learning German. Thank you :)

DinosApple · 04/04/2020 14:20

I love this thread thank you OP. Reminds me of a German boyfriend I once had Wink.

I can't add anything from European languages, but I know a little Tamil.

My grandparents used to use kum a la tay (no idea how it is spelt) for when someone made a fool of themselves. It translates to 'egg on your head'.

TheHumansAreDefinitelyDead · 04/04/2020 14:23

I grew up speaking German and Dutch, and am not offended by this thread, just entertained.

You know how some people love crosswords? To me (and lots of youSmile) language is a bit like a riddle, it is fun to figure it out. Etymology is always interesting too

IllegalFred · 04/04/2020 14:24

I'm learning Danish with duolingo

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 04/04/2020 14:24

FutureLearn has a starter German course.

cologne4711 · 04/04/2020 14:24

My humble contribution is that the Welsh for carrot is moron

and although the Germans use Karotten, they also use Mohren.

cologne4711 · 04/04/2020 14:25

FutureLearn has a starter German course it also has two very good courses on Dutch and Frisian from the university of Groningen.

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 04/04/2020 14:27

Möhren is what I use (north) , DH uses Karotten (south)

cologne4711 · 04/04/2020 14:29

Also interesting is the fact that in German and Finnish, Wednesday is mid-week: Mittwoch and Keskivikko. I think it may be the case in some other languages too.

Crackerofdoom · 04/04/2020 14:36

@stella47
I enjoyed the Michel Thomas CDs when I started. He teaches a bit about the evolution of the language and the relationship with English on the way which is interesting

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Peregrina · 04/04/2020 14:37

I recall from Welsh lessons at school many years ago, that you have a cupful of tea. A cup of tea would be a cup made out of tea. Similarly you poured tea into the cup. Pouring tea in the cup meant that you were standing in the cup pouring tea.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2020 14:39

did not see any of it as german bashing. More appreciation of the intricacies and joy of language

I agree - it is a celebration of the delightful little idiosyncrasies which make languages such a joy!

woodencoffeetable · 04/04/2020 14:41

Prokupatuscrakedatus

entrüsten? 'disarming' being offended/huffy?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2020 14:44

If I've insulted someone, I want to know how, so I can save it up and do it again deliberately next time, rather than accidentally this time.

You are a woman after my own heart, DGRosetti

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2020 14:46

stella47

Duolingo provides free online courses in many lnguages