To secretly wonder. ..

[Exoffice]

...if the queen has died?

I am not usually into conspiracy theories but really?

Biggest crises since WW2 and our head of state is completely silent. I just find it incomprehensible.

See? I was right! 😂

Treason. Treason everywhere

She's bloody ancient. She shouldn't be expected to swan about.

Vodsel She's at Windsor Castle

She sent her thanks today to the people who have built the Nightingale Hospital. Thanked the NHS last week. Made a statement from Windsor last week. Was pictured taking her phone call from Boris last Friday.

Did you want her to knock on random front doors introducing herself and asking if everyone is ok?

Maybe all the staff got sent home and it’s just her and Philip, trying to work out how to boil an egg in the royal kitchens. No one to set up video calls for her!

I actually think that she may address the nation at Easter which is when this whole awful thing is due to peak. I do think they're waiting until the country is really struggling, right now you've still got arseholes wandering around Boots looking at make up . They're biding their time before they release her into our screens as the weapon of last resort

She's watching Netflix in her pyjamas

She's watching Netflix in her pyjamas

I have wondered for a while what dies she think of The Crown😂
"Oh, look here Phillip! Di you remember that car? Ah. I liked that car"

She's wondering what Winston Churchill would have done and said.

We've seen a recent photograph of her talking to Johnson looking considerably healthier than he did.

I suppose if she did die they'd have a very small private funeral, followed by a big memorial service when it's safe to have one.

She's busy writing 'to do' lists and looking up online yoga classes she intends to start tomorrow. Berating Charles for isolating when all her friends dc are doing their shopping and collecting prescriptions for them.

Watching Maria Kondo de-cluttering videos on YouTube
Tidying her underwear drawer
Turning out the cupboard under the stairs
Sorting out her jewellery
Pairing Philip's socks
Checking her tiaras to make sure none disappeared with Meghan
Grooming the dog
Having a baking afternoon
Knitting face masks for the NHS

LuluJakey1 This made me

However I am convinced Philip has died. He is at Sandringham HMQ is at Windsor you would think they would want to be together. They aren't exactly busy atm.

you would think they would want to be together.

I take it that you aren't married?

They are both at Windsor. He flew there a fortnight ago.

Oh, look here Phillip! Di you remember that car? Ah. I liked that car"

• Oh yes Liz, that White Fiat Uno I drove that around Paris when I was busy murdering Lady Di.

I will sleep better knowing that they are together now.

🍪

@FunkyKingston well if that ever was a worse typo than mine 😳

He is at Sandringham HMQ is at Windsor

They are both at Windsor.

*you would think they would want to be together.

I take it that you aren't married?*

@Exoffice

Coronavirus: Queen to address country on Sunday over outbreak www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52155430

I am not usually into conspiracy theories

You sure?