Corona Avengers Action Figures and Film Adaptation

[Zilla1]

AIBU to ask if anyone knows when the Chris Whitty, Matt Hancock, Patrick Vallance, Boris Johnson, Dr Jenny Harries and the back up Corona Avengers action figures will be available to buy (not in the shops at the moment, but online, perhaps?). What super powers will they each have and who will be there nemesis/nemeses/nemesises, other than Corona?

Who will play then in the action movie?

I checked and the Chris Whitty figure is already sold out. All the TV adverts, apparently.

I'm not drunk enough for this thread.

The woman on the helpdesk said some of the politician members of the team have sold out too. But in a different way

I’m told the film will involve the search for some mythical PPE.

The woman on the helpdesk said not to google the fanfic slash fiction about the team

I don't know but I want a Chris Witty one if you find out

22Giraffes, I'll let you you know when they're available. I'm told there's also a delay as they have to remanufacture the figures.

I have a little girl in the shield group so I won't be joining in on your ever so witty group chat. Maybe you could have a funny undertaker though taking away all the bodies? ?