To think under body car straps are the most ridiculous thing ever?

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I have purchased a car cover as .y parking space is under a tree where birds like to congregate and night and poo all over my car.

I bought a car cover (full body one as I need it covered from bonnet to bumper. But in order to secure it o somehow have to get the straps go all the way under the car to attach the other side. How on earth do I do this? Seeing as I have to use it every time I park my car this is going to be impossible

I have tried putting the straps through the inside of the car but it still blows off in the night, I was hoping it would attach to the wheel but I can't do it that way ahhhhhh

Attach a rope and tennis ball to one of the straps, then roll /throw the ball under the car. You’ll be able to then use the ball to pull the strap under to the other side of the car, then do them up.

Oh good idea thank you I will try!

That’s what we used to do with our caravan cover!

Lay it on the ground and drive onto it

Thank you all for making me laugh out loud at this situation. A brilliant distraction from you know what.

Sorry OP. I do hope you get this issue sorted!