To ask for your funny sex stories?

[PunkyPirate]

Fed up with all the doom and gloom that seems to be all over social media at the moment and saw this posted on a group I'm in.

The comments have had me crying with laughter.

Nothing to add, but ‘waved’

This sounds like either a journalist or a perv fishing for stories... If that's not your intention OP then sorry but it really doesn't look great.

I am neither of those things. Just on the group (which is a inappropriate mums group) it's really taken off so thought it would be quite amusing.

Well as you didn't post the comments, I cannot see what you were crying with laughter about?

Op I think I'm in the same group

Sorry but I just don't know why you'd want to know about the sex lives of strangers unless you're researching or getting kicks out of it.

If you just want comedy relief then surely there are better sources than asking for sex stories on AIBU? Clips of Live at the Apollo on YouTube for starters.

Oh people need to lighten tf up 🙄

Yeah, we’re all totally up for sharing sex stories because you asked. It’ll probably be exactly like The Decameron with cunnilingus.

I'll be sure to give that cogent advice the weight it deserves, @Herpesfreesince03

I’d rather share sex stories with a journo than read. Another. Thread. About...

When I was 14 I was very excited to get to first base with a German exchange student. He kind of kneaded my breasts as though they were dough. It was neither pleasant nor unpleasant but being British I said not a thing.

Sasha Tiebels if you are out there...

I once had sex with a guy who had a serious amount of body hair....
It was thankfully a one night stand.
Thankfully because when I put my hands on his bum I realised there was as much hair on them as his head!!!
He noticed my surprise... leant back a bit, and did a growl like teen wolf.

We didn't meet up again

IDK about funny, lots of variations on cringey, like we had in another thread once.