To think nappy pants are crap (dont read while eating)

[MonaLisaDoesntSmile]

Semi light hearted, although I am not laughing :/
How do you even use them so that the poo does not go all over the place? I spent the whole morning going everywhere to find nappies in the right size for my girl. NOWHERE has them, I was even prepared for some expensive options to tie us until I manage to get brands own stuff. No joy. The only thing I found were the nappy pants. Never used them before and clealry need some training in coordination.
Attempt 1- baby lying down- almost smeared the poo all over the legs trying to pull the pants down.
Attempt 2- baby standing, slightly better but toddler stepped in the nappy at the end :/
Any tips please?

I'm so glad I opened this thread. So funny.

Thank you for the laugh, its needed 😂 the scenes I'm picturing now

@Louiselouie0890 Some things you just can't unsee

Wow, I didn't know either... And i used a whole pack before that I bought on holiday by mistake! Thanks mumsnet wise ones!

I’m glad I came here Thank you @MonaLisaDoesntSmile for your poo nightmare

Life update- two nappy changes with no casualties!
Thank you all, I no longer feel like of of the guys in police shows dismantling a bomb with seconds to spare lol

I hate nappy pants!! If you're out and about it's a real faff to have to take shoes trousers etc completely off a toddler to put the new one on. Don't get it at all!

Yep tear the sides, I prefer nappy pants as dd always pulls the normal nappies off