AIBU to try to give you all a laugh and take your minds off illness?

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Knowing how much some people on MN hate builders pooing in their
toilet I thought you might like this? I have people putting up scaffolding at my home,one asks to use the loo but reassures me "It's alright, I only want a number one". Do grown men really use number ones and number twos?

So not to be coarse, whilst in work and get complaints, yes.

Would you risk a verbal warning over the use of a word that could be deemed offensive?

Fair point Ponoka7 but I wouldn't have clutched at my chest in horror if he'd said wee!

How can wee or pee be offensive in anyway!
What would he have done if he did need a number 2?