Is there also a run on bidets?

[Mockerswithnoknockers]

....Because it solves the bogroll problem at a stroke.

Or a few good slooshes.

Ours might be used for it's proper purpose at last. It normally does duty as an indoor water feature to entertain the Grandchildren . . .

I've never used ours, always been a bit iffy about drying. DS did use it as a drinking fountain when he was a toddler though. Seems we may have to try it soon.

I’m feeling very smug about all the people who have laughed at me for having one

I think the drain on ours is clogged up with long-dried sodden toilet paper from when DS was a toddler with a fixation.

It's an original feature of the house in an interesting shade of pink

If your sink is close enough to the loo you could buy one of those attachable shower heads and make your own (starts new tide of panic buying!).

I've ordered a bum gun.

Wanted one since holidaying in South East Asia and now seems the perfect time.

Bit worried about how cold the water will be in England though.

I have one. Never used it.