To use Anti aging face cream for my newborn

[nitternatteronthebus]

To keep them young forever!

Don’t bother, simply stick a picture in the attic. Job’s a good ‘in.

Good un. Alternatively, never let your newborn have a device with stupid autocorrect and you will probably add 20 years to their life in missed stress and frustration.

Oo that is an excellent idea! Off to cover my baby in face cream (hope it doesn't wake him up...)

Yabu get in the bin you bloody nutter 😅

Does anyone remember bonsai kittens?

You just need a jam jar OP.

Bonsai baby...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bloody hell!

I don't get the joke, OP.

It would be difficult to get a professional job if you look like a newborn baby.

@Moominmammaatsea

😆