To get the hell off of Mumsnet

[WhiteBadger]

It's doing my fucking head in!! All I want is a nice evening reading threads!

All I'm getting is bloody Coronavirus garbage!!

There is a topic for coronavirus, I've hidden it! But almost every fucking thread I go on is a corona virus thread in disguise!

AIBU to just stay away from Mumsnet until it's all over! Or is it just me getting pissed off?

@Breastfeedingworries if you find one let me know please!!

I'm going to classics to read about the woman screaming at Michelangelo 😂

What is it with the bog roll? It's bizarre

I presumed it's because people think their whole family is gonna have diarrhoea and so they're gonna need 50 rolls?

I have a bidet so... Yay for me!

Think yourself lucky. I’m married to a preppier. He’s loving all this. I may have to kill him.

The next MN begging thread I'm going to suggest they sell their bog roll instead of matched betting ot taking in ironing.

I swear, I come here for a brain dump most of the time. I understand there are people who want to discuss TDWSNBN (the disease wot should not be named) and that's fine, just do it in the correct Topic so that it doesn't pop up on every second bloody thread in Active Convos.

I've had to take to stalking Gorka (of Strictly Come Dancing). I'm totally in love. He is so in love with his little family, he's a proper cutie. And then he posts THIS picture...I mean...he's the most perfect human inside and out and a welcome relief from TDWSNBN.

I have stockpiled wine and loo roll, I keep drinking the wine and it gives me the shits.

Frankie they could sell it per sheet!

£10 a sheet. Not to be confused with a tenner per shite!!

Oh god I’ve been hiding all the threads ! Any time I wrote anything bloody positive or let’s look on the bright side I’d get attacked - the peepers bloody love it and the doom and gloom and to tell me I’m wrong! Also sick of it 😂 seeing less as I hide them now - but new ones keep popping up lolz

It’s the same people from brexit on convid. There is some kind of anxiety issues. I did not know you could hide the threads.

I did not know you could hide threads

Blimey how did you survive Brexit?

And this is going to blow your mind .... but not only can you hide individual threads .... you can hide TOPICS!!!

Personally I think Meghan Markle invented Coronavirus to give people something to hate more

I saw an interview with a woman at a Trump rally saying "the democrats are making up corona virus" - she wouldn't be budged on it either.

Loving this thread

Do you know you can say Covid 19 to the same tune as the word Eileen in the song come on Eileen....

@WhiteBadger tell them to stop talking about it. I can't cope. Your lovely anti thread has turned into a thread about "it".

Shall we discuss puppies instead? or Gorka

OP

Here’s a video of kittens climbing up stairs

I would SO be like that last one

I watched a video of a cyst being removed from an eyeball today and I don't think I have the capacity to ever be sad again now. It brought me that much joy.

There are positives...DS and DD have stopped picking their noses and eating it! Soap dodger DS has even started washing his hands!
Also, the bog roll I got given for Xmas turns out to have been a good present and means we are in no danger of running out!

I love the video of the mummy cat pushing her kitten down the stairs ... is that so wrong!

I feel I may be missing a business opportunity and instead of moaning should be making hand sanitiser. Maybe a mixture of vodka, water and washing up liquid?

Yawn.. Yet another thread about corona... Can't you stuck to the corona board...

So, I've discovered that talking Huskies are the way forward...

But why would you bother with Gorka when you can have...Joe Varney!!

Lol Joe Varney! I was all "who's that!?" 😂

Nah, he's not for me. I've never really fancied any of the Strictly chaps, I don't know what's wrong with me. Gorka has given me stirrings.

OP I’ve never seen that
It sounds a bit wrong!

Could be a symptom..of something or other?