To get the hell off of Mumsnet

[WhiteBadger]

It's doing my fucking head in!! All I want is a nice evening reading threads!

All I'm getting is bloody Coronavirus garbage!!

There is a topic for coronavirus, I've hidden it! But almost every fucking thread I go on is a corona virus thread in disguise!

AIBU to just stay away from Mumsnet until it's all over! Or is it just me getting pissed off?

I wish I could be lighthearted about those threads, I really do. But the more I read, the more terrified I am.

What is it with the bog roll? It's bizarre.

But I agree OP, MN is unusable atm.

I have 3 bottles of hand gel that I have had for a month or so. ebay here I come.

I don't think MN is the best place to come for info advice and reassurance TBH.

What is it you don’t like about Coronavirus?

@Hmmmm88 well MN have been very kind and created a whole section for those who want to discuss it. For those of us fed up of it all we'd like a place to get away from it.

MN is causing unnecessary panic. Anyway I bought a pack of 9 bog rolls in Tesco today, so PM me if you need one.

I was more interested in buying the easter eggs for 75p

@Hmmmm88 @peachgreen

There is official advice quite widely available, Mumsnet has a tendency to be quite hysterical at times, so it's most definitely not the place to come for reassurance

@hmmmm88 sadly I do have an underlying health problem, however stocking up on toilet roll isn't going to help me! :)

Agree. Sack the cleaner, take your DC out of school...

It's pathetic

Don't forget the tinned tomatoes OP. They are important as well for some reason.

Personally I think Meghan Markle invented Coronavirus to give people something to hate more

This thread is about another 20 billion threads and should be deleted

What is it you don’t like about Coronavirus?

Well I'd quite like not to die really.But buying 100 bog rolls won't stop that

@RainMinusBow - other than Nurofen from Boots I’ve struggled to get generic ibuprofen for ages now. Even before Christmas our Sainsbury’s didn’t it have it in stock regularly.

@sweetkitty I think you're onto something there!

I've put the final touches to my panic room.

What do you all think?

OP this is a TAALOT. A thread about a lot of threads. How very dare you.

Does your panic room have booze, Worra?

I opened this thread.... and sure enough it’s about the bloody virus

Lord give me strength and a thread about an affair, a juicy physical one, none of that emotional shite. Down and dirty with miss Gerty please!

Fuck sake Worra! Where's the hand sanitiser!!

Do you want us all to die!!'

Does your panic room have booze, Worra?

Booze is a hidden standard feature in all my rooms

At least it makes a change from Brexit...

So my friend posted on Fb that in her area people have panic bought Wine...

Her shops are out. People have genuinely bulk bought wine.....

My kind of people.

Fuck sake Worra! Where's the hand sanitiser!!

Do you want us all to die!!'

I've panic bought 57 bottles of vodka, so I'm sanitised from the inside out < Taps nose >