"oh, its nice to see you took the time to stand in front of the mirror to come to work today" I rarely, if ever wear make up and my DP is picking me up after work so thought i might make a slight effort as we had a barney and i want to "be nice" So i put some mascara and eye liner on.
Before you jump in and say i should drag in through the coals for sexual harrasment, hes a cheeky bugger my boss and i have made even more inappropriate comments to him in the past and we have a jokey relationship. But even so.........do i really look that bad without the slap?