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Cf and c fery

25 replies

Delbelleber · 29/02/2020 17:37

I've been on mn a few months now but I never knew what cf or c fery was. I came to my own conclusion that cf was cunt face but as of a post I saw yesterday I realised I was wrong! Still no idea what c fery is?

OP posts:
Janek · 29/02/2020 17:37

cheeky fucker
cheeky fuckery.

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 29/02/2020 17:37

Cheeky fucker and cheeky fuckery

BalloonDinosaur · 29/02/2020 17:38

CF/CFery = Cheeky Fucker/Cheeky Fuckery

Delbelleber · 29/02/2020 17:39

Thanks for clearing that up!

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StCharlotte · 29/02/2020 17:41

But cunt face works too Grin

humblesims · 29/02/2020 17:41

cunt face
Grin

WiddlinDiddlin · 29/02/2020 17:43

In my head cheeky fucker if its just cheeky.. cunty if its really bad.

Delbelleber · 29/02/2020 17:43

Lol Grin

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cstaff · 29/02/2020 18:00

I think I prefer cunt face Grin.

QueenOfOversharing · 29/02/2020 18:03

I want to know what we'd deem "cunt facery"

BoredOfTheBoard · 29/02/2020 19:36

YABVVVU OP. I thought I was going to be reading a CF thread. I do love a good CF thread and hen party/wedding/parking ones too

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 29/02/2020 19:41

I think cunt face works too Grin

For the longest time I thought STBEXH stood for stupid bastard ex husband Wink

NotPayingAttention · 29/02/2020 19:43

0kay what is STBEXH? I was all smug then thinking I know what cf means and now you've burst my bubble Grin

BMW6 · 29/02/2020 19:54

Soon To Be Ex Husband

PrettyLittleLiar20 · 29/02/2020 19:56

I always thought it was CUNTFUCK Grin

TheyDoDoThat · 29/02/2020 19:56

My head says cheeky fucker but my heart says cunt face.

SevenSeasOfRyvita · 29/02/2020 19:59

0kay what is STBEXH? I was all smug then thinking I know what cf means and now you've burst my bubble

For years when I first joined MN I thought this was stupid twatting bastard ex husband Grin which still kind of works!

PrettyLittleLiar20 · 29/02/2020 20:01

Also found out a few days ago what LTB means. Grin

Daftodil · 29/02/2020 20:02

Love the thought that there are loads of sweet little old ladies all over the country calling their friends and family members "cunt faces" 😂😂😂😂😂

MyDaughtersLeftFoot · 29/02/2020 20:22

I thought STBEXH was shoot the bastard ex husband for ages 😂

SheRaTheAllPowerful · 29/02/2020 20:23

This is gold!

cstaff · 29/02/2020 21:00

These are genius. Stupid bastard ex husband or shoot the bastards ex husband.

Give me some more...Grin

StCharlotte · 29/02/2020 21:00

MyDaughtersLeftFoot

You win!

Delbelleber · 29/02/2020 21:05

I had no idea what stbexh was, no idea!!!
When I read cf my brain still computes it as cunt face, even though I now know!

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christmassausages · 29/02/2020 21:27

I always read it as cunty fucker and cunty fuckery :)

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