Stupid adverts- I'll start...

[BitOfFun]

That Alexa one where the mother lets her teenage daughter repeatedly thump a football against the wall, lit by the thousand suns of her security lamps at 04.40 in the dead of night.

The neighbours must be getting up a petition.

I don't think I am being unreasonable. Which adverts grind your gears?

The fucking postcode lottery dont get me started does anyone know anyone whose had them down their street

Can’t believe no one has mentioned the M&S one where three women do a weird dance in a field or on a cliff top or something.

PickleMyPepper, I said the same thing to DH earlier. Love her .

"I've got my heart got my hair got my freedom got my pear, got my blahhhhhhh". Maybe a yogurt ad or some margarine

I'm gonna knock..... On wood.

Oh gawd, that awful Zoopla ad, where couple have finally bought their own flat so are no longer living with his parents and can have wild, wall shaking and picture disloding sex. Tacky.

Go compare! Eeeeekkkk

The one that's grating on my nerves lately is on the radio. It's for 'Ring Doorbell'. The blokes voice just irritates the shit out of me. 'My name's Luke and I live in Dunsable (Dunstable) with my wife and 4 dorherz (daughters). And it goes on for so long! I have to mute the sound on the radio every time it comes on,which is like every bloody ad break.

I LOVE the wee girls face in the Amazon ad where her dad comes home with his skipping ropes, blends a green drink and offers it to them. Her face is a picture!!

Can’t think of any others I watch though

That vulgar women in the deliveroo ad "No carbs before marbs hey!". Fuck off.

The Oral B ones. "But how do I keep my mouth healthy?" FFS!!

Also, sorry to say, but I object to the emotive charity ads on TV.

The Oral B woman also appears to have stocked her fridge with nothing but peppers

I love the Nationwide poetry. That Alexa though. Kill them!

"Ok Peloton! How are we today?" - just fuck the fuck off!!!!

Talking lips digitised on babies - no! Creepy af.

The girl with the £1 coin from the trolley is great though!

Professor Green sitting on a washing machine. What the actual...?

I really, really hate the, "I feel as clean as an octopus on a tightrope" ones for loo roll. I can't believe they think it's a good ad campaign or that they've stuck with it for so long. I can't believe parents let their kids take part in them.
There's another one for some baby product, I forget what it is, maybe formula, and the way she says "bay-biz" annoys me every time.

ANY and EVERY perfume advert

The subway one where the car crashes into the building. Always used to wake DD no matter what volume the the was! Same for super noodles with that stupid screaming donkey.

Can I just ask (very light heartedly, but still sincerely) why do so many of you still watch live TV, or am I the one who is strange? We have a recording box, which can record 2 channels at once, and watch nearly everything when it suits us, but the best bit is probably being able to whizz through the adverts!
Having said that I did catch that stupid Virgin media ad which has the seal in it, and just cannot understand the relevance of it!

Showing my age here, but I did used to love the "shake and vac" add, it was so awful, but I did used to vacuum singing that blasted song!

@Corrag yes!! The oral B woman gives we actual rage she's so patronising!!!

@HazelBite yes! Bloody sunlife, if I've got the TV on during my mid week day off I am plagued by 'its June dad!' 😩😩

”The one where the woman comes home at 3am and puts her music on full blast because she doesnt live with her parents anymore. Selfish twat“

Maybe she lives next door to the family with the football playing daughter, who social services should really visit because at 3am or whatever time a child should be in bed no out alone.

One for some eye mist stuff which is 'pacifically made for', gives me the rage. I think they have pulled it.

The ones that annoy me most are the ones on youtube where there might be a product you thin, "I'd like to have a look at that" but it doesn't tell you what it is until 1 millisecond before the end. So not only do you have to watch the entire thing, blink and you are no wiser.

It's Youtube, people don't want to watch the ads, put the name of the product up first so I can see what it is before I press 'skip'.

There is a Ring doorbell one where, thanks to this incredible invention, a woman is able to tell the delivery guy to leave her parcel with a neighbour. Fuck me if that isn’t a game changer.

Can I add the Voltaire one

There are adverts for 18th-century French philosophers? Wow! What channel?