AIBU to have planned in minute detail..

[checkingforballoons]

..a terrible natural disaster that will wipe out the the entire town that Daniel Tiger resides in?

No. Not unreasonable at all. Irritating little shit deserves a fireball of destruction

Oh I was going with a volcano but I think I could add a fireball into the mix!

I'm put off that new Tom Hanks film purely because of the theme tune being the same as for moany whingey Daniel Tiger...

Can the same disaster wipe out Bing? Please?

...some sort of fiery tornado perhaps? Mr Tumble could be clearing out his guttering.

Perhaps a hitherto undiscovered volcano will spectacularly and violently erupt in the Night Garden.

I’ve decided that I’ll spare Flop. He’s suffered enough.